If you could make a law.

[LewsTherin]

Anyone who goes against this law will be slain.

 

[hagaya]

The law would ban the use of the desu in an english sentence.

Didn't you just use the word desu in an english sentence?

Touche.

 

[andrewRYAN]

Exemplery Order 13: Armed Commissars shall walk the streets, dispensing justice to all those noncompliant with my regime by means of a high-calibre bullet to the forehead. The following persons are hereby listed as 'noncompliants':

Any person wearing a tracksuit and a baseball cap at the same time, assuming they are not partaking in physical exercise. Groups of such people shall be dispersed by means of a high-explosive grenade round.

Any person who cites any inferior muscians (for a full list of inferior musicans, see Exemplary Order 14) when quizzed on their muscial preference.

Any person seen driving an unneccesarily modified car.

Any person guilty of cowardice, be it moral, physical or otherwise.

Any person guilty of religous intolerance.

Any person questioning the Prime Ministership of Rolling Thunder.

Any person questioning the supreme rule of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second.

Any male found guilty of ungentlemanly conduct.

For a full list of other offences, please reference Departmento Munitorum Manuel, Section III, Chaper 8, Clause 47.

ha...ha?
i'm think this is a joke but i'm terribly thick and if you really mean this, i don't know what to tell you.
for one i'm thinking this was a contributing factor to how nazi germany and every other dictatorship was started. dictatorship ends in bad results, not everyone likes certain things and blah blah blah you know the rest.
for laws I'd say someone should devise a very clever IQ test at the age of sixteen and no one, not even the most geniuses of genius could pass without cheating. the only way to pass is to steal the answers from a highly guarded security complex, and stealing the answers cannot be accomplished without committing serial murder, arson, use of biologic warfare and committing crimes against humanity (of course someone needs to devise another plan as to somehow making everyone working in this security complex not...die..
maybe replace them with holograms or something.)
this way anyone who passes we can mark off as serial killers and/or people who are insane?...

 

[Mymla]

Ban, or at least heavily restrict candy and pop. Seriously, I've been thinking, and I cannot find any half-decent reason not to, other than most/all the people working with candy losing their jobs.