If you could make a law.

[shadowstriker86]

A maritime law on Banning Unnecessary Sequels, like the "saw" movies. What do I mean by maritime law? If people decide to try to make a stupid sequel like "saw 12" (you know its gonna happen) those people would be tied to a post and flogged by dick cheney.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

People have to take a common sense quiz before they're allowed to have children.

I can see the benefit of that.

A fast lane on pavements. You can barge out the way/trample to death anyone without a clear disability who moves really slowly on it.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Battle Royale act for people who like to start fights at bars/pubs/train stations/supermarkets/street corners etc. You want a fight? There's a fight for ya.

 

[Kriptonite]

People have to take a common sense quiz before they're allowed to have children.

Oh YES! I've been wishing this was true for some time. People need to take common sense and IQ test in order to have children, own a weapon, have any kind of important job or anything else that can negatively affect the world. I chose not to include the internet because you can work around the internet. It's not a necessity, but access to some sites would require it.

 

[Nimbus]

The law would ban the use of the desu in an english sentence.

Didn't you just use the word desu in an english sentence?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Everything I say goes and overrules any power including God,Elvis etc.

Which would include.
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Anyone who is lower then the standard and does these things is raped and beaten by woodland critters(cooky for reference) or sent into the army
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The episode of South Park A Woodland Critter Christmas!
I agree make stupidity illegal, even if it would put most of the population in prison.

 

[open trap]

Every one has to do what i say when i say no matter what, and if they don't then they can all go to cuba and get fucked.

 

[Del-Toro]

The law would ban the use of the desu in an english sentence.

I agree with this sentiment, but would take it one step further. No english speaker may use the suffix "chan" on their name or screen name, and mixing english and Japanese unneccessarily, like saying "I want a pinku lunch box with 2 kotoba", would be punishable by forty lashes per infraction. That's 80 lashes for that sentence alone.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

No government. =D

 

[Zefar]

I'd ban religion.
Then we'd end quite a bit of wars out there. By just not having a reason to attack someone other than, he owns this country and I want it or he have a different colour than me.

That's all I can really think of oh and Any person who kill an innocent person will pay with his life. No need to make them take up space in prison after killing someone. If it was an accident they will just receive the normal jail time.

I for one don't believe murderers should be equal to those who follow the law. I just don't think that's a good thing. Sure it's a bit harsh but when you murder someone you know damn well what you do.

 

[Biggy Man]

If a child molester is caught, the victim should be allowed to use a nail gun to pin the person to a wall.

If the victim cant do it, the angry parent will take the childs place.

 

[Crimsane]

"It is now illegal to implement or oppose any action due to religious belief alone."

I'd be mauled and it'd be repealed the next time a Republican becomes president, but c'est la vie.

 

[SimuLord]

In theory, requiring intelligence as a prerequisite for participation in society sounds like a great idea. In practice, it would be the most brutal, repressive, nasty, elitist caste system ever devised by man, which is why I could never in good conscience support it.

First law I'd pass would be a genuine, honest-to-gods balanced budget amendment. Simply, the government cannot, even in times of war, run a deficit. Second law I'd pass would summarily impeach any legislator who added pork to a bill in Congress, "pork" being defined as anything designed solely to benefit that legislator's district or state at the expense of the rest of the country.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Watching Apocalypse Lane is mandatory. LOL Kidding. i wouldn't torture you people like that.

 

[PartyMonkey]

Murder is legal if the person SERIOUSLY needed killing...Like all politicians, Lily Allen, All Lily Allen fans, and douchebags who use their horn when you have stalled it when it clearly says that you are a learner FUCKING driver (happened last week...still pissed about it)

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Exemplery Order 13: Armed Commissars shall walk the streets, dispensing justice to all those noncompliant with my regime by means of a high-calibre bullet to the forehead. The following persons are hereby listed as 'noncompliants':

Any person wearing a tracksuit and a baseball cap at the same time, assuming they are not partaking in physical exercise. Groups of such people shall be dispersed by means of a high-explosive grenade round.

Any person who cites any inferior muscians (for a full list of inferior musicans, see Exemplary Order 14) when quizzed on their muscial preference.

Any person seen driving an unneccesarily modified car.

Any person guilty of cowardice, be it moral, physical or otherwise.

Any person guilty of religous intolerance.

Any person questioning the Prime Ministership of Rolling Thunder.

Any person questioning the supreme rule of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second.

Any male found guilty of ungentlemanly conduct.

For a full list of other offences, please reference Departmento Munitorum Manuel, Section III, Chaper 8, Clause 47.

 

[Duskwaith]

If someone suddenly stops in front of you, you reserve the right to punch them in the back of the head.

and bring the samuri back

 

[Sparrow]

People have to take a common sense quiz before they're allowed to have children.

This, and to quote Russel Howard:

"You want to ban fast food adverts until after 9pm? What, so your kid can't go "Mother, a burger. NOW"? No. Ban your fanny until you can look after what pops out of it."

I'd ban religion.
Then we'd end quite a bit of wars out there. By just not having a reason to attack someone other than, he owns this country and I want it or he have a different colour than me.

I'd also bad ignorance.