If you could make any two fictional characters fight, who would you pick and who would win?

[theSteamSupported]

Jesus vs A bucket

The bucket would win.

 

[flying_whimsy]

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That picture had me laughing so hard; especially the little eva birdies.

OT: I'm usually not that big on comparing fictional characters because it always boils down to a 'who is your favorite' contest.

Gordon Freeman (Half-Life 2) vs Chell (Portal) would make for an interesting match; especially if it was just a portal gun vs normal gravity gun fight. It would be the quietest bit of mayhem ever. Come to think of it, I'd really like to see this fight.

 

[Keymik]

Skyrim's Dragonborn (the one from the trailers) vs Commander Shepard

oddly enough, I somehow think it would end in a draw.

My bet is they would end up in a draw, then Commander Shepard would see the Dragon's Amulet of Mara and they would get married and have sex. Because that's how they roll.

 

[The White Hunter]

I'm going to be really unoriginal and go with:

GOKU vs SUPERMAN

Goku all the way, bro.

Yup, Goku would win by being significantly more awesome.

OT: Naked Snake from MGS3 versus Batman.

Naked Snake would win by being mother fucking Big Boss.

 

[Hemlet]

Godzilla VS Tarrasque

Weirdly enough, I think Godzilla would win that one. Mostly because at the end of the day, it's Godzilla vs another giant monster. Godzilla ALWAYS beats the other giant monster. Unless he's getting punked out by Mothra. And even then Mothra still dies.

 

[Harley Q]

Mario and Luigi. You would get some brilliant family stuff spouted at one another. Luigi would win, all those years of being second to Mario, watching him save the day and get the girl. Oh Luigi would kick his ass, he would fight dirty

 

[Tocamale]

Nicholas Cage's character in Wicker Man vs. Barry from the original RE. It would be a boring fight, but the dialogue between the two would make it hilarious.

 

[Puzzlenaut]

Master Chief vs Davian Thule

Victory Davian

So Halo fans can stfu about how spartans are superior to space marines.

Nobody thinks a Spartan would win in a fight, people just think that Spartans are SUPERIOR because they are COOLER and have enough individuality that people can connect with their characters.

Just because Space Marines have more organs and bigger shoulders does not make them superior.


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OT:
Batman VS Dexter.

The world's greatest detective VS the world's greatest serial killer, both highly (massively in the case of Dexter) morally ambiguous vigilantes.

The showdown would eventually be won by Dexter because unlike Batman, whose persona is very public, it is doubtful that Batman would even know Dexter exists.

 

[Easton Dark]

Master Chief vs Davian Thule

Victory Davian

So Halo fans can stfu about how spartans are superior to space marines.

Nobody thinks a Spartan would win in a fight, people just think that Spartans are SUPERIOR because they are COOLER and have enough individuality that people can connect with their characters.

Just because Space Marines have more organs and bigger shoulders does not make them superior.

No, some people think spartans would beat a space marine. They have staunch defenders, I'm telling you. And yes, space marines are superior, and are certainly cooler than fucking spartans.

 

[Euryalus]

Mario and Luigi. You would get some brilliant family stuff spouted at one another. Luigi would win, all those years of being second to Mario, watching him save the day and get the girl. Oh Luigi would kick his ass, he would fight dirty

This happened in super paper mario lol... Mario won though, but only 'cause he was the player character for the battle :/

 

[bafrali]

Kratos VS Dante because it would be awesome.

 

[Asita]

I actually asked this question IRL for kicks the other day. We came up with Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate/manga) vs. Freddy Krueger. (Google search later revealed that this wasn't exactly an uncommon matchup). On the one hand, barring extenuating circumstances, Krueger would have the home field advantage, where he more or less can do whatever he pleases. On the other hand, we've got Alucard, a character who's practically a nightmare made flesh anyways, and near impossible to kill. Assuming you put both in their prime...I honestly have no idea who would come out on top. My gut says Alucard through his sheer resilience, but in the dream realm, Krueger would have similarly 'hax' powers...

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Deadpool V Dante, it would be awesome, so awesome it doesn't need an explanation.

 

[Sneezeburger]

Probably megatron and bella from twilight.
The winner would dance the roboty dance of victory.
She would not die well.

 

[Terminate421]

Master Chief Vs Kratos

Master Chief would win no question due to guns, and I'd have them fight because I don't like Kratos and I just want the discussion to end.

 

[StylinBones]

Robocop vs. T-2000.

I'd take T-2000.

Yeah, that wouldn't even be close. Even the REAL terminator (T800 Model 101) could take out Robocop. He just isn't that solid and unlike even the early model terminators, he couldn't survive without his human tissue intact.

Exactly. It's all about the human tissue. Terminators don't have cells.

 

[Justyn Stahll]

Captain Falcon vs Scorpion
Captain Falcon all...the...way


FALCO PAWNCH

 

[Skrag The Summoner]

WH40K battle
Trazyn the Infinite VS Inquisitor Lord Cortez

Its a spy off

 

[LG Jargon]

I'm going to be really unoriginal and go with:

GOKU vs SUPERMAN

Goku all the way, bro.

I was going to say that, but then I thought it'd be too obvious.

My friend once silenced such a discussion by declaring:

"The only way Goku could beat Superman is if he grabbed his balls and wished for Kryptonite."

But personally, I do think Goku would take the day.

.........How would grabbing Superman's testicles solve anything in that fight? I mean, sure, you could try to make a wish off of them, but I don't think you'd get very far...

OT: Kamina from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann vs. Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

So that whiny ***** could finally get the ever-lovin' shit knocked out of him.

...Actually, scratch that. Make it Simon. They're about the same age, and the result would be the same. Especially if it's

Spoiler

post-Kamina, picked-myself-up-out-of-my-depression

Simon. That little guy whups soooo much ass.

Deadpool V Dante, it would be awesome, so awesome it doesn't need an explanation.

....Yyyyyou can still do that. I mean...there's a video game out now called Marvel vs. Capcom 3 where you can do exactly that. In fact...it was shown in one of the game trailers.


...I'm hoping you probably already know about this...right? Or were you looking for a definitive answer as to who would win?