If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

[Internet Kraken]

Honestly, none of you. Not because I hate you guys, but rather because I just feel weird talking to people on the internet when I also know them in real life. I don't know why.

 

[Berethond]

Noone. I would be afraid you guys beat the shit out of me for all my evil deeds

Ill be honest, i probably would kick your ass...then id feel bad and buy you a beer.

THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL

Aww no crying now, you can come to, plenty of room in my six fo impala.

Sounds pretty fun.

Except, I don't even like baseball.

 

[AWC Viper]

fat man spoon. he seem alright but i would rather meet everyone. then plot to take over the world.

 

[katsa5]

Personally, I appreciate and wish to visit Escapist as a whole. Gotta luv the feeling of community, but if I pick one. . .

I'm not sure.

I mean, most of you are alright for what you are, but...
I just don't get along very well with guys in real life.
So I probably wouldn't want to hang out with any - and since the majority are male...

And, of course, it would seem "stalkerish" if you were to name one of the ladies, even if you were friends with them.

So yeah.

Definitely not Max, though. I'm afeared.

Maxthereaper, for the lolz.

Well, don't I feel...
Nothing.

But I'm sure I would feel feared/flattered/some other f-word if I could.

Him.

 

[Fightgarr]

Hey another one of these threads... I find they oft' end up pretty much the same. But without further ado:
- I'd like to meet Kukul, because I'm interested to have a full conversation with the guy.
- I'd like to meet a good deal of the IRC crew.
- I'd like to meet ThaBenMan, who seems like a righteous dude (yeah I just said 'righteous dude' fuck y'all).
Honestly, the people I'm most likely to meet?
Baby Tea is probably the most likely, since I know what he looks like and I spend my summers in Toronto, which is very close to where he lives.
Doxcology is the other Montreal Escapist I know of, so I guess there's a chance of meeting him.
Escapists from Montreal and Toronto I don't know... I guess.

 

[ShankHA32]

Id meet any of you randomly, as long as i have a button that can cycle to the enxt one.

 

[Insanum]

Him.

I'm not a real psychopath, I just play one on the internet.

Actually, while threatening people here seems to be the key to success and fame, in real life it usually just gets angry men with guns and blue uniforms involved.
(They're probably just jealous that I have e-fame, though.)

And the ones in white coats too.

 

[Insanum]

And the ones in white coats too.

They usually have needles.
Neeeeeeeeedleeeeeeeeeessssss.

Anyway, I suppose meeting Ula would be alright.
She seems like a nice lady.

*whimper* Mine didnt have needles...I HATE NEEDLES...

Mine had ether...And they didnt have white coats...Although now they have my wallet...

 

[hotacidbath]

I really don't know who I'd want to meet. I don't think I know anyone on here well enough to want to meet them in real life.

 

[jboking]

Max, Newclassic, Susan A., and xmetatr0nx

 

[Rawker]

Graham and Paul from Unskippable. I would get them to make comments on my daily life.

AND SOMEBODY BETTER SAY ME BEFORE I GET UNPLESEANT.

Rawker. There you go.

Victory is mine.

 

[Insanum]

Graham and Paul from Unskippable. I would get them to make comments on my daily life.

AND SOMEBODY BETTER SAY ME BEFORE I GET UNPLESEANT.

Rawker. There you go.

Victory is mine.

Uuuuh who are you again?

Anyway probably no one. Even the most awesome ones like Wanderfreak who are actually creative would probably not be soo awesome without time to sit and think up that awesome goodness.
The rest of the escapist well... eh.
Edit: Oh probably that chick with the huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge rack in her profile. Just to see what sort of amazing technology she implements to keep them from hitting her knees.

Why the hell can i see a panda in your Avatar....What is it?

 

[Lord Thodin]

It would go:
Yahtzee
The Unskipable guys
The guys from Doomsday Arcade
Then MaxtheReaper......i wanna see if that ego holds in real life as well

 

[Kinguendo]

Evil Jack, Sky, Max (im fairly certain he's a midget), xmetatr0nx & Fat Man Spoon.

To be fair, I think the list of people i want to avoid from on here is a lot smaller.

Edit: I forgot Neonbob.

Holy Bejesus, mentioned on the first page?!? :O

And first too... Insanum you are too kind.

 

[Insanum]

Evil Jack, Sky, Max (im fairly certain he's a midget), xmetatr0nx & Fat Man Spoon.

To be fair, I think the list of people i want to avoid from on here is a lot smaller.

Edit: I forgot Neonbob.

Holy Bejesus, mentioned on the first page?!? :O

And first too... Insanum you are too kind.

Im Sooooooooo Going to go back & edit that now.

 

[Kinguendo]

sky14kemea, possibly MaxTheReaper (only "possibly" cause you intimidate me a bit), and Evil Jak.

Oh Jeez... come on, now I am smiling like I took an axe to the mouth.

I didnt think I would be mentioned at all... let alone twice on the first page... I am gonna keep on reading.