Ye gods, this is going to get long...
ae86gamer[footnote]She seems really nice for the few times we've spoken, and I'm overdue for an awesome high-five.[/footnote], Anarchemitis[footnote]Decidedly awesome guy whom I've not had the pleasure of speaking to at length. Though every single small conversation has been awesome.[/footnote], Ares Tyr[footnote]One of the Triumvirate. I owe him, at the very least, a thumbs-up.[/footnote], Aries_Split[footnote]Generally cool dude. He looks as good as Ares Tyr without a shirt on.[/footnote], aswiftlytiltingreality[footnote]I had many conversations with ASTR once upon a time, and wish to do it again in a more sit-down situation. Possibly over drinks.[/footnote], Azuria[footnote]I'd totally love to hear her sing in person.[/footnote], BabyTea[footnote]One of the coolest guys I've ever had the pleasure of conversing with, though meeting him just seems too cool to be true.[/footnote], BlazeTheVampire[footnote]Ahhh, Blaze. I'd move in with her if I had the budget. <3 Blaaaaaaze.[/footnote], Cahlee[footnote]The many, many conversations I've had with Cahlee over the months have been amazing, and to meet her would be an honor. Plus, there'd definitely be a sexy slapfight involved.[/footnote], Caimekaze[footnote]This doesn't even need to be voiced. It'd be that awesome.[/footnote], CantFakeTheFunk[footnote]I'll have to say that hanging with CTF would possibly produce the longest, most involved conversation about MMOs I've ever had, but I think it'd be both insightful and awesome.[/footnote], Combined[footnote]In the time I've gotten to know Combi, I feel like I've gained an awesome friend. If asked, I would pick up that can. Without question.[/footnote], Danny Ocean[footnote]Jump-kick. That is all.[/footnote], Decoy Doctorpus[footnote]I can't figure out if we'd just share awesome stories, or argue heatedly. Either way, it'd be interesting.[/footnote], Dr. Poisonfreak[footnote]It'd be an interesting meeting, but I'd be sure not to drink anything he offers or buys.[/footnote], DubiousDuke[footnote]Seems like a cool dude to hang out with.[/footnote], D_987[footnote]Although I'll admit to talk about nothing but reviews while he's around.[/footnote], Easykill[footnote]I'd love to have a really, really long discussion with Easykill, even if it was about practically nothing. Or literally nothing.[/footnote], Erana[footnote]I'd demand a hug, and probably have a long discussion about white mages and hammers.[/footnote], Fightgarr[footnote]He just seems like a cool dude in general, which would make for some pretty epic conversations.[/footnote], Fire Daemon[footnote]Just for the sheer excellence and eloquence, I'd love to meet someone as universally as awesome as Daemon, even if I'm nothing near the quality.[/footnote], Florion[footnote]Another escapist I'd love to just sit and have a chat with. Maybe even some hot lesbian sex.[/footnote], FlyingEmu[footnote]I'd have to have a long discussion about what it would take to make the emu fly. And how cool it would be to experiment until we could make it happen.[/footnote], fullmetalangel[footnote]No question here. This would be awesome, even if we didn't do anything but sit around and talk.[/footnote], galletea[footnote]Cuddles, linguistics, writing, and conversation. No explanation needed, it'd be just that awesome.[/footnote], Geek@Heart[footnote]This would be another interesting conversation. We should really talk more, Gah.[/footnote], Graustein[footnote]Just seems like he's a cool dude.[/footnote], Headspace[footnote]I wonder if he'd take me shooting or something? It'd be fun all the same.[/footnote], Hey Joe[footnote]Which would be both scary and fun.[/footnote], Higurashi[footnote]Awesome dude. <3 Chozo.[/footnote], Iseryn[footnote]I can't tell if we'd fight or flirt first. Probably both, at the same time...[/footnote], Jamanticus[footnote]I think we'd talk music.[/footnote], jboking[footnote]I'd probably have a long chat about writing, which makes for a fun conversation. If not pedantic as hell.[/footnote], jim_doki[footnote]I believe he once invited me to a bar. I'll be DD.[/footnote], Jobz[footnote]It'd be fun.[/footnote], josh979[footnote]Goodness knows what we'd talk about, but it'll probably be cool enough to explode or wear sunglasses. Either way, cool enough.[/footnote], Jumplion[footnote]Stick figures.[/footnote], Khedive Rex[footnote]I don't think I could even intellectually keep up with Rex, but I'd be honored to meet him. And spend the day with him, if I'm lucky.[/footnote], Khell_Sennet[footnote]The rants alone would be amazing.[/footnote], Kross[footnote]I'd buy him a royal cape.[/footnote], Kuliani[footnote]This would just be that awesome, as Kuli's a really cool dude.[/footnote], L.B. Jeffries[footnote]Another one of those "I'd never be able to keep up" meetings, but I'd hate myself if I missed an opportunity to meet Mr. Jeffries.[/footnote], Labyrinth[footnote]The interesting discussions would be incredibly awesome, not to mention the futzing around in arcades. And escapisms.[/footnote], Landslide[footnote]Drunk. Iiiiiiiiiiin. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace![/footnote], Larenxis[footnote]Oh, the discussions, the flirtations, the... "discourse."[/footnote], Lauren Admire[footnote]I'd love to sit around and talk about anything, from editorial advice to listening to her talk about her job.[/footnote], LewsTherin[footnote]This would be cool.[/footnote], Lord Krunk[footnote]This'll be fun...[/footnote], Lord_Ascendant[footnote]We'd discuss writing.[/footnote], Lvl 64 Klutz[footnote]L4K, we'd hang out and crack jokes.[/footnote], ManveruAltharen[footnote]I'm not sure what we'd talk about, maybe throw dishes.[/footnote], Mariena[footnote]I'd have to bring a girl to placate her, but it'd be fun none-the-less.[/footnote], MaxTheReaper[footnote]Consider it a professional curiosity.[/footnote], meatloaf231[footnote]Ah, sir Glenn would be a blast to hang with. Shame he's so busy lately.[/footnote], megapenguinx[footnote]We could sit around and talk nothing and still be perfectly content. It's that good.[/footnote], MGG=Reviews[footnote]We'd totally talk reviews.[/footnote], mjhhiv[footnote]I wonder if I'd be able to keep up a discussion with mjh?[/footnote], Mr LS[footnote]We'd talk about kittens, breadboxes, and kittens in breadboxes.[/footnote], mshcherbatskaya[footnote]I'm not sure there's anything I wouldn't enjoy doing with Mshch. She's that excellent a person.[/footnote], Myan[footnote]Although I wonder what we'd talk about. Maybe art?[/footnote], Neosage[footnote]Castle Crashers![/footnote], nilcypher[footnote]I would never be able to keep up with nil, but it'd be thoroughly awesome to hang out for the day.[/footnote], Novajam[footnote]We'd bake cookies![/footnote], PedroSteckecilo[footnote]Fiesta! And awesome conversation.[/footnote], pigeon_of_doom[footnote]The discussions would be excellent. And he seems awesome otherwise. Win-win.[/footnote], poleboy[footnote]Another one of those cool dudes I need to meet.[/footnote], Puppeteer_Putin[footnote]It'd be like meeting God. Which is just cool.[/footnote], PurpleRain[footnote]Might as well meet the man who watches me shower.[/footnote], Radelaide[footnote]I'd love to meet, and just hang out, with Rade. Even if we had nothing to do, it'd still be amazing.[/footnote], RAKtheUndead[footnote]We'd talk about cars, reviews, and technology. I doubt I could keep up, but it'd be awesome.[/footnote], Ramthundar[footnote]The writing talk. Ooooh, the writing talk.[/footnote], Random arguement man[footnote]I'd probably just sit around and talk about how cool his name is.[/footnote], Saskwatch[footnote]Awesome dude I'd regret if I didn't meet in my life.[/footnote], Say Anything[footnote]We'd totally hang out, do nothing, and make it sexy, awesome, and fun.[/footnote], Sennz0r[footnote]I'd probably sit around talking about N+ the whole time.[/footnote], Shivari[footnote]We'd go tricycle shopping.[/footnote], SimuLord[footnote]It'd be much like RAK. I'd never be able to keep up, but I'd undoubtedly learn a lot.[/footnote], Singing Gremlin[footnote]My tank is flight.[/footnote], sky14kamea[footnote]We'd totally talk over tea.[/footnote], smallharmlesskitten[footnote]EVE talk, I'd bet.[/footnote], smiles[footnote]Ten to one I'd be grinning all day, and loving every second of it.[/footnote], Spartan Bannana[footnote]I need to write a letter first.[/footnote], SpinWhiz[footnote]We'd totally talk Escapist Show, and master the ancient Zu Soo.[/footnote], Srsly[footnote]Neezilla. Rawrrawr. <3[/footnote], Strafe McGee[footnote]Another really cool dude to hang with.[/footnote], SunGryphon[footnote]Great conversationalist, great writer, and great person.[/footnote], Susan Arendt[footnote]It'd honestly be meeting one of my personal heroes.[/footnote], sv93[footnote]I don't know what we'd be talking about, but it would be awesome.[/footnote], Teleios[footnote]We'd talk nothing but Dresden, writing, and everything else.[/footnote], tendo82[footnote]I'd thank him for the editing help, and just generally talk about gaming stuff.[/footnote], The Iron Ninja[footnote]Triumvirate. Cool dude. Everything else goes without saying.[/footnote], the monopoly guy[footnote]We'd probably talk HL2.[/footnote], TheGhostOfSin[footnote]We'd talk gaming, and lots of it. And time wizardry.[/footnote], TheNecroswanson[footnote]There'd be explosions.[/footnote], ThePoondonkis[footnote]We'd probably exchange southernisms the whole time.[/footnote], The Logician19[footnote]Another one of those uncertainties if I could keep up in a discussion, but I'd want to join in all the same.[/footnote], The_root_of_all_evil[footnote]That'd be amazing, we'd exchange puns all day.[/footnote], Ultrajoe[footnote]It would be Ultra. That is all.[/footnote], Vanguard1219[footnote]We'd have to do something FPS related, even if my graphics driver would crash repeatedly.[/footnote], Varchld[footnote]I would have way too much fun hanging with Var, and he's just so sexy...[/footnote], werepossum[footnote]Another one of those uncertainties of whether or not I could keep up, but I'd regret it if I didn't meet her at least once.[/footnote], wilsonscrazybed[footnote]We'd totally play TF2.[/footnote], Xhumed[footnote]Oh, the innuendoes.[/footnote], Xitel[footnote]Oh, the innuendoe- Oh wait... The discussion, and the innuendoes.[/footnote], Zeeky Santos[footnote]We'd probably talk about nothing all day.[/footnote], and Zemalac[footnote]Another one of those I'd want to talk to, even if I wouldn't know what to talk about.[/footnote].
I'm sure I've missed a few, but this post has already taken too long. Will review it later.