If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

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thewerebuffalo

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graham. If I met yahtzee our conversation would just be something like "so, hows having a cushy job and hating everything?"
 

SharPhoe

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Greyfox105 said:
Probably no one. My college has a good Escapist comunity, we just don't tell each other who we are.

And because no one has said me...
If anyone chooses me from now on, I'll go Oyashiro's curse on your asses.
whoever you are.
USO DA!!
...Sorry, force of habit.
But okay, I won't pick you, either... yet.
 

megapenguinx

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Let's see:
The penguins for sure (War, Raving, and Sneaky)

SharPhoe because I wonder if he's pink and squishy.

Frank_Sinatra_

Evil Jak-For our video super group!

Sky14kemea-So we can finally do our super hero bit and be a drunk and batman.

Mookie_Magnus

NewClassic-I'd put a magnet on his monitor

CountFenring-Who I learned lives nearby as well

tmasterslayer-I'm actually cheating with this one because he's my roommate.

AboveUp-Some more crazy gaming sessions.

Maxthereaper-Discuss the finer points of murder perhaps? Or we could eat funnel cakes together :D

The rest of you weirdos in IRC and Twitter because well you make me laugh each and every day.

Labyrinth-So I can go sheep herding with her

EvilJoe-So i can ditch my sheep herding with Lacoil to go bowling with.

ChromeAlchemist said:
Flying Emu, because he will father my children some day.

And Megapenguinx, because his name is Megapenguinx.

And Wordsmith, because he said he would press charges if he didn't get those questionable photos back, but in my defence he's hawt.

And a host of others that I hope don't get offended, you're all hawt.
Chrome-Because he dislikes console wars as much as I do (and because top cat is a great cartoon).

xmetatr0nx said:
Not a single one of you. No offense but you all scare me (and not like fear scare, more like bothersome)...and im rather meh on the staff etc etc.
EDIT: oh fine just for you possible exceptions and thats a big IF. THE LIST:

Fat man spoon
Bassatti (you are a little off, i can respect that)
Meh if I ever decide to head down south I'll drop by and bug you for a bit.
 

T5seconds

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The next person who gives me a valid argument on a thread

He is the man i shall respect enough to argue with in real life

(yes I am a basterd that thinks that good valid arguments are fun)

That or yhatzee hes a funny guy
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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Umm... I'd like to meet:
megapengunix
SharPhoe
atv_chic_18
Sky14kemea
MaxTheReaper
Cpt. Oblivious
dalek sec
CantFaketheFunk
Jumplion
Fanboy

Well that's quite the list.
 

Fenring

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Well, I've met Vivaldi, and T3h Merc, they're cool guys. I'm gonna have to say Scotth266, I probably won't ever go over to the East coast though.
 

zen5887

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I would give a fair bit (say, about $2000 at the end of next year) to see Purps again.

And Radealade, she is pretty awesome!
 

Radelaide

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zen5887 said:
I would give a fair bit (say, about $2000 at the end of next year) to see Purps again.

And Radealade, she is pretty awesome!
Yay! Except you spelt it wrong >.>

Purps and Zen are high on my list, along with Sennz0r and Nuke. And most of the IRC crew...
 

thiosk

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everyone wants to meet me
everyone wants to talk to me
i'm interesting
all work and no play make thio a dull boy
all work and no play make thio a dull boy
all work and no play make thio a dull boy
 

zen5887

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Radelaide said:
zen5887 said:
I would give a fair bit (say, about $2000 at the end of next year) to see Purps again.

And Radealade, she is pretty awesome!
Yay! Except you spelt it wrong >.>

Purps and Zen are high on my list, along with Sennz0r and Nuke. And most of the IRC crew...
Haha I knew it!!

I was like "Waaait... That doesn't look right... Ahh well.."

I'm sorry Rade =(
 

Blanks

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All of you, incase i need to smack someone for certain comments

(i am kidding though, i don't want to smack anyone)
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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My List:

JanatUlrich
ae86gamer (She's just awesome)
Sparrow (Again, awesome)
MaxTheReaper (I need to discover where his life-essence comes from...)
thebobmaster
Portal Maniac
LockHeart
Shapsters
ElephantGuts
Maraveno
The Infamous Scamola

They're all just too cool. Thanks to Maraveno for putting me on his list!
 

Kontar

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Movie Bob from Escape to the Movies, so I could shake his hand for the beat down he gave Transformers, as I feel the same way, and at the same time punch him in the face for the praise he gave G.I. Joe, that movie sucked bad, albeit not as bad as Transformers.

Oh yeah and Yahtzee, I love him in a non-homosexual way, he can do no wrong.

I don't know the rest of you well enough, so too bad.
 

NewClassic_v1legacy

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Ye gods, this is going to get long...

ae86gamer[footnote]She seems really nice for the few times we've spoken, and I'm overdue for an awesome high-five.[/footnote], Anarchemitis[footnote]Decidedly awesome guy whom I've not had the pleasure of speaking to at length. Though every single small conversation has been awesome.[/footnote], Ares Tyr[footnote]One of the Triumvirate. I owe him, at the very least, a thumbs-up.[/footnote], Aries_Split[footnote]Generally cool dude. He looks as good as Ares Tyr without a shirt on.[/footnote], aswiftlytiltingreality[footnote]I had many conversations with ASTR once upon a time, and wish to do it again in a more sit-down situation. Possibly over drinks.[/footnote], Azuria[footnote]I'd totally love to hear her sing in person.[/footnote], BabyTea[footnote]One of the coolest guys I've ever had the pleasure of conversing with, though meeting him just seems too cool to be true.[/footnote], BlazeTheVampire[footnote]Ahhh, Blaze. I'd move in with her if I had the budget. <3 Blaaaaaaze.[/footnote], Cahlee[footnote]The many, many conversations I've had with Cahlee over the months have been amazing, and to meet her would be an honor. Plus, there'd definitely be a sexy slapfight involved.[/footnote], Caimekaze[footnote]This doesn't even need to be voiced. It'd be that awesome.[/footnote], CantFakeTheFunk[footnote]I'll have to say that hanging with CTF would possibly produce the longest, most involved conversation about MMOs I've ever had, but I think it'd be both insightful and awesome.[/footnote], Combined[footnote]In the time I've gotten to know Combi, I feel like I've gained an awesome friend. If asked, I would pick up that can. Without question.[/footnote], Danny Ocean[footnote]Jump-kick. That is all.[/footnote], Decoy Doctorpus[footnote]I can't figure out if we'd just share awesome stories, or argue heatedly. Either way, it'd be interesting.[/footnote], Dr. Poisonfreak[footnote]It'd be an interesting meeting, but I'd be sure not to drink anything he offers or buys.[/footnote], DubiousDuke[footnote]Seems like a cool dude to hang out with.[/footnote], D_987[footnote]Although I'll admit to talk about nothing but reviews while he's around.[/footnote], Easykill[footnote]I'd love to have a really, really long discussion with Easykill, even if it was about practically nothing. Or literally nothing.[/footnote], Erana[footnote]I'd demand a hug, and probably have a long discussion about white mages and hammers.[/footnote], Fightgarr[footnote]He just seems like a cool dude in general, which would make for some pretty epic conversations.[/footnote], Fire Daemon[footnote]Just for the sheer excellence and eloquence, I'd love to meet someone as universally as awesome as Daemon, even if I'm nothing near the quality.[/footnote], Florion[footnote]Another escapist I'd love to just sit and have a chat with. Maybe even some hot lesbian sex.[/footnote], FlyingEmu[footnote]I'd have to have a long discussion about what it would take to make the emu fly. And how cool it would be to experiment until we could make it happen.[/footnote], fullmetalangel[footnote]No question here. This would be awesome, even if we didn't do anything but sit around and talk.[/footnote], galletea[footnote]Cuddles, linguistics, writing, and conversation. No explanation needed, it'd be just that awesome.[/footnote], Geek@Heart[footnote]This would be another interesting conversation. We should really talk more, Gah.[/footnote], Graustein[footnote]Just seems like he's a cool dude.[/footnote], Headspace[footnote]I wonder if he'd take me shooting or something? It'd be fun all the same.[/footnote], Hey Joe[footnote]Which would be both scary and fun.[/footnote], Higurashi[footnote]Awesome dude. <3 Chozo.[/footnote], Iseryn[footnote]I can't tell if we'd fight or flirt first. Probably both, at the same time...[/footnote], Jamanticus[footnote]I think we'd talk music.[/footnote], jboking[footnote]I'd probably have a long chat about writing, which makes for a fun conversation. If not pedantic as hell.[/footnote], jim_doki[footnote]I believe he once invited me to a bar. I'll be DD.[/footnote], Jobz[footnote]It'd be fun.[/footnote], josh979[footnote]Goodness knows what we'd talk about, but it'll probably be cool enough to explode or wear sunglasses. Either way, cool enough.[/footnote], Jumplion[footnote]Stick figures.[/footnote], Khedive Rex[footnote]I don't think I could even intellectually keep up with Rex, but I'd be honored to meet him. And spend the day with him, if I'm lucky.[/footnote], Khell_Sennet[footnote]The rants alone would be amazing.[/footnote], Kross[footnote]I'd buy him a royal cape.[/footnote], Kuliani[footnote]This would just be that awesome, as Kuli's a really cool dude.[/footnote], L.B. Jeffries[footnote]Another one of those "I'd never be able to keep up" meetings, but I'd hate myself if I missed an opportunity to meet Mr. Jeffries.[/footnote], Labyrinth[footnote]The interesting discussions would be incredibly awesome, not to mention the futzing around in arcades. And escapisms.[/footnote], Landslide[footnote]Drunk. Iiiiiiiiiiin. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace![/footnote], Larenxis[footnote]Oh, the discussions, the flirtations, the... "discourse."[/footnote], Lauren Admire[footnote]I'd love to sit around and talk about anything, from editorial advice to listening to her talk about her job.[/footnote], LewsTherin[footnote]This would be cool.[/footnote], Lord Krunk[footnote]This'll be fun...[/footnote], Lord_Ascendant[footnote]We'd discuss writing.[/footnote], Lvl 64 Klutz[footnote]L4K, we'd hang out and crack jokes.[/footnote], ManveruAltharen[footnote]I'm not sure what we'd talk about, maybe throw dishes.[/footnote], Mariena[footnote]I'd have to bring a girl to placate her, but it'd be fun none-the-less.[/footnote], MaxTheReaper[footnote]Consider it a professional curiosity.[/footnote], meatloaf231[footnote]Ah, sir Glenn would be a blast to hang with. Shame he's so busy lately.[/footnote], megapenguinx[footnote]We could sit around and talk nothing and still be perfectly content. It's that good.[/footnote], MGG=Reviews[footnote]We'd totally talk reviews.[/footnote], mjhhiv[footnote]I wonder if I'd be able to keep up a discussion with mjh?[/footnote], Mr LS[footnote]We'd talk about kittens, breadboxes, and kittens in breadboxes.[/footnote], mshcherbatskaya[footnote]I'm not sure there's anything I wouldn't enjoy doing with Mshch. She's that excellent a person.[/footnote], Myan[footnote]Although I wonder what we'd talk about. Maybe art?[/footnote], Neosage[footnote]Castle Crashers![/footnote], nilcypher[footnote]I would never be able to keep up with nil, but it'd be thoroughly awesome to hang out for the day.[/footnote], Novajam[footnote]We'd bake cookies![/footnote], PedroSteckecilo[footnote]Fiesta! And awesome conversation.[/footnote], pigeon_of_doom[footnote]The discussions would be excellent. And he seems awesome otherwise. Win-win.[/footnote], poleboy[footnote]Another one of those cool dudes I need to meet.[/footnote], Puppeteer_Putin[footnote]It'd be like meeting God. Which is just cool.[/footnote], PurpleRain[footnote]Might as well meet the man who watches me shower.[/footnote], Radelaide[footnote]I'd love to meet, and just hang out, with Rade. Even if we had nothing to do, it'd still be amazing.[/footnote], RAKtheUndead[footnote]We'd talk about cars, reviews, and technology. I doubt I could keep up, but it'd be awesome.[/footnote], Ramthundar[footnote]The writing talk. Ooooh, the writing talk.[/footnote], Random arguement man[footnote]I'd probably just sit around and talk about how cool his name is.[/footnote], Saskwatch[footnote]Awesome dude I'd regret if I didn't meet in my life.[/footnote], Say Anything[footnote]We'd totally hang out, do nothing, and make it sexy, awesome, and fun.[/footnote], Sennz0r[footnote]I'd probably sit around talking about N+ the whole time.[/footnote], Shivari[footnote]We'd go tricycle shopping.[/footnote], SimuLord[footnote]It'd be much like RAK. I'd never be able to keep up, but I'd undoubtedly learn a lot.[/footnote], Singing Gremlin[footnote]My tank is flight.[/footnote], sky14kamea[footnote]We'd totally talk over tea.[/footnote], smallharmlesskitten[footnote]EVE talk, I'd bet.[/footnote], smiles[footnote]Ten to one I'd be grinning all day, and loving every second of it.[/footnote], Spartan Bannana[footnote]I need to write a letter first.[/footnote], SpinWhiz[footnote]We'd totally talk Escapist Show, and master the ancient Zu Soo.[/footnote], Srsly[footnote]Neezilla. Rawrrawr. <3[/footnote], Strafe McGee[footnote]Another really cool dude to hang with.[/footnote], SunGryphon[footnote]Great conversationalist, great writer, and great person.[/footnote], Susan Arendt[footnote]It'd honestly be meeting one of my personal heroes.[/footnote], sv93[footnote]I don't know what we'd be talking about, but it would be awesome.[/footnote], Teleios[footnote]We'd talk nothing but Dresden, writing, and everything else.[/footnote], tendo82[footnote]I'd thank him for the editing help, and just generally talk about gaming stuff.[/footnote], The Iron Ninja[footnote]Triumvirate. Cool dude. Everything else goes without saying.[/footnote], the monopoly guy[footnote]We'd probably talk HL2.[/footnote], TheGhostOfSin[footnote]We'd talk gaming, and lots of it. And time wizardry.[/footnote], TheNecroswanson[footnote]There'd be explosions.[/footnote], ThePoondonkis[footnote]We'd probably exchange southernisms the whole time.[/footnote], The Logician19[footnote]Another one of those uncertainties if I could keep up in a discussion, but I'd want to join in all the same.[/footnote], The_root_of_all_evil[footnote]That'd be amazing, we'd exchange puns all day.[/footnote], Ultrajoe[footnote]It would be Ultra. That is all.[/footnote], Vanguard1219[footnote]We'd have to do something FPS related, even if my graphics driver would crash repeatedly.[/footnote], Varchld[footnote]I would have way too much fun hanging with Var, and he's just so sexy...[/footnote], werepossum[footnote]Another one of those uncertainties of whether or not I could keep up, but I'd regret it if I didn't meet her at least once.[/footnote], wilsonscrazybed[footnote]We'd totally play TF2.[/footnote], Xhumed[footnote]Oh, the innuendoes.[/footnote], Xitel[footnote]Oh, the innuendoe- Oh wait... The discussion, and the innuendoes.[/footnote], Zeeky Santos[footnote]We'd probably talk about nothing all day.[/footnote], and Zemalac[footnote]Another one of those I'd want to talk to, even if I wouldn't know what to talk about.[/footnote].

I'm sure I've missed a few, but this post has already taken too long. Will review it later.
 
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Probably Yahtzee, but I bet he wouldn't like to meet me.
That lady that made the scientific article few days ago.

errr are those dudes from Doomsday Arcade considered members?
 

RanD00M

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IdealistCommi said:
What. No one choose me? Why then, damn you all! Are you afraid that I will kill you all if you see me? Well then, mabe, I WILL!

[sup]Hear that, Fat Man, One step closer to those nukes launching. Also, every page that passes without me being mentioned, I will kill someone you love. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.[/sup]
I would have chosen you.Buuuut you don´t have the mudkipz avatar anymore.
 

Sovvolf

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None they have there lives and I have mine why should I waste mine and there time bothering them?