If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Russ Pitts, Or Susan Arendt

so i could Shake there hands for keeping a Awesome site going

 

[Tonimata]

Any of them, since I dream of working for the Escapist.

I'm that ambitious ;D

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Yahtzee, Paul, Graham and MaxTheReaper.

I'm sure it would be fun.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Why would I want to do that? They'd all be like Elliot.

I've had enough smarmy comments and pointing out my mountainload of flaws for a lifetime thank you very much.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Any good-looking member who shares my views on casual sex... Or has a ps3 i can use.

Dude, you failed to describe what sex this good looking member must be of. : )

 

[Lord Krunk]

PurpleRain used to live close to me. I cancelled plans so I could go find him one weekend, he said we would catch a movie. Then it turns out he totally blew me off to go hang out with Labyrinth instead. I wish I was joking.

So yeah, you can all go hang, you Joe-Abandoning sons of monkeys.

Might I mention Escapism '09? You did a pretty good abandoning there, too. Although your double was extremely convincing and fun to converse with, so I forgive you.

On that note, Ultrajoe. The real one this time.

 

[Lord Krunk]

snip

I feel honoured.

 

[Klarinette]

I definitely squealed "Yahtzeeeee!!" when I first read the topic, but I've decided against it. He gets weirded out when his fans are all like 'OMG ILY AUTOGRAPH AND DO ME!!!'. I don't think I'd be that way, but it would either be that or I'd have absolutely nothing to say to the man.

In all honesty, I have no idea.

 

[Doomguy]

I met Yahtzee once, on Paramatta road, Sydney, I didn't say anything because I really don't think he would've cared. Now that I think about it though, if that was Yahtzee I wasted a chance to meet him D:

 

[terribleyetfun]

I dunno maybe wilfrules4ever,sky14kemea, Mookie_magnus,revolverwolf,stormcaller and Iceland'gamer mostly because they`re the people I talk to the most and have had any real interaction outside of the escapist with.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The_root_of_all_evil[footnote]That'd be amazing, we'd exchange puns all day.[/footnote],

Heh, that would be cool.

Personally, I'd just get everyone on my friends list. That's a good hotel's worth already.

 

[LockHeart]

My List:

JanatUlrich
ae86gamer (She's just awesome)
Sparrow (Again, awesome)
MaxTheReaper (I need to discover where his life-essence comes from...)
thebobmaster
Portal Maniac
LockHeart
Shapsters
ElephantGuts
Maraveno
The Infamous Scamola

They're all just too cool. Thanks to Maraveno for putting me on his list!

Yay, I'm liked! Making my list, I actually realised that I'm getting to know a lot of really cool people on here. It makes me happy.

 

[Ultrajoe]

On that note, Ultrajoe. The real one this time.

Labyrinth is refusing to indulge my attempts to triple-switch in a friend of mine, and too many people have heard my voice over skype. If I'm there, I'm me. As i'm in Sydney to see Tim Minchin the day before, I'll probably be there.

 

[Galletea]

The_root_of_all_evil That'd be amazing, we'd exchange puns all day.

Heh, that would be cool.

Personally, I'd just get everyone on my friends list. That's a good hotel's worth already.

Noooooooooooo...I'd go insane. So many puns.

 

[jim_doki]

Ultrajoe owes me a face to face, I wanna meet FeNinja (where did you go?), I've met Lab, Radie, and a few others that are gone now. Hi Purps and Nuke

 

[Lord Krunk]

On that note, Ultrajoe. The real one this time.

Labyrinth is refusing to indulge my attempts to triple-switch in a friend of mine, and too many people have heard my voice over skype. If I'm there, I'm me. As i'm in Sydney to see Tim Minchin the day before, I'll probably be there.

If I'm right, and Escapism is still on December 5, I won't be there for party, performance and birthday related reasons. Which makes me sad Krunk.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Yathzee, Susan Arendt, Jordan Deam, The Unskippable guys, maybe Max (if only to see the man behind the posts), and in general anyone who'd want to meet me

 

[Caimekaze]

Caimekaze[footnote]This doesn't even need to be voiced. It'd be that awesome.[/footnote]

Yay! I feel special.

I was actually going to say you, Nuke. Because I took it as who you'd most like to meet, and you sprung to mind.
Although a few people could give you a run for your money, they don't quite compare. <3

 

[Galletea]

There are a good few, if only for the epic discussions one could have.
NewClassic, Labyrinth, and Root spring to mind, but there are a lot of others, for varying reasons. I just don't have enough hours in the day to come up with a list.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Not a single one of you. No offense but you all scare me (and not like fear scare, more like bothersome)...and im rather meh on the staff etc etc.

Spoiler: before you complain

EDIT: oh fine just for you possible exceptions and thats a big IF. THE LIST:

Fat man spoon
Bassatti (you are a little off, i can respect that0, berenthond, PANTS, the penguin in a dress, christian my boy toy, max cos i owe him a hug, sanity because the bastard refuses to tell me where hes from, azurawolf she promised me a child, keane so i can take him to a laker game and watch him throw a fit as they destroy his team, bible doctor so we can go to a yankees game, damn this list got very long...now i forgot everyone oh well.

After every....oh well never mind......

Met even though I'm not listed on his list so we can go out and get absolutely hammered drinking
Frank_Sinatra_ .....oh wait we're already working on THAT one hahahaha
pants because just because....
oh hell everyone on my friends list on here...
and

Nobody wants to meet me in real life. I scare people very easily.

i wanna be scared or maybe use you to help me do some "gentle persuasion" to someone else to leave me the fuck alone......

Spoiler: my entire friends list

dalek sec
Diagonal Horizontality
Dr.Poisonfreak
Frank_Sinatra_
Labyrinth
Sheepzor
traceur_
Ajna
Aramax
Aschenkatza
Azzaevil
BaronXS
bindox
BonsaiK
DalekJaas
Darkmaster2000
Double-O
dwightsteel
ElephantGuts
Emeli
Erana
Evilmonkeysniper0182
Fallen_Hitokiri
Flying-Emu
Gaskell
Griever18
ix_tab
jboking
Jennacide
Knight Templar
kommando367
la-le-lu-li-lo
LewsTherin
Lusperus
magnuslion
manaman
Matronadena
MaxTheReaper
Neonbob
NoMoreSanity
NoTroll
nuckpang
pantsoffdanceoff
Panzer_God
reaper_2k9
shwnbob
sirdapfrey
Snugglebunny
Terminalchaos
The Great Fa
tigerblob
Time Travelling Toaster
vamp rocks
Vivaldi
xmetatr0nx
Yahtzee Croshaw
Zeeky_Santos

EDIT: part of me is relieved that none of you so far have listed me, the other part just says meh

Any good-looking member who shares my views on casual sex... Or has a ps3 i can use.

that could get awkward because you aren't mentioning what sex said member would have to be.

Let's see:

The rest of you weirdos in IRC and Twitter because well you make me laugh each and every day.

*gasp* really? i really make you laugh? well i probably would if i updated it more with something OTHER than replies. I need to start getting the randomness out of my head

Nobody, you people scare the hell out of me.

Ahh, not even a fellow raver?

You two as well, I'd like to meet. Fellow raver huh penguin? really?

Noone. I would be afraid you guys beat the shit out of me for all my evil deeds

I wouldn't. I'd ask to join you in doing evil deeds

Captain Spiral.Why?Cuz' she is on my friends list.Or maybe Akai.We could talk about anime.

*evil glare*And i´m sure none of you would want to meet me.

The evil glare doesn't work on me. For that record, I'd like to meet you and we could talk anime.

whichever one is ok with being my wingman.

Wingman? really? for what?

Aww...... No one wants to meet up with their local Pervert.......

...... Well, except for 4 others, but that's still in development.

Minus those secrety four, I'd go see Shapsters. He seems like a fun person! Or short of that, maybe NoMoreSanity, just so I can see what he looks like with his Political Correctness Face.

Now I wonder if I'm one of those four....probably not but I'd like to meet up with you if not just for your name

I want to meet all the female escapists.

That too....a female escapist meeting would be great


Also Sky because RANDOMNESS.....enough said.