If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

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Legion

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Xvito said:
Since I can't post people whose faces I want to break; I don't really want to meet anyone in particular...
You could do avatars. ;)

It would be fun. Although less fun if my name was on the list.
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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DigitalJedl said:
No love for Jedi? D:
No, I hate the Jedi. Cheesiest character concept in a bunch of movies ever.

I smiled with glee when Anakin Skywalker butchered most of them at the Jedi academy in revenge of the sith!
 

Jedamethis

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er......I suppose Sky14kemea would be the safest person to meet (providing I don't die of hugs) , and xmetatronx , Fat Man Spoon, Mezzamine, and Neonbob I hope are the kind of people who aren't liable to dismember me

perhaps Max, through a high powered sniper rifle the next town over...
 

goatzilla8463

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Geek@Heart said:
[HEADING=1]Goatzilla[/HEADING]
Your show of affection touches me.

Evil Jak said:
goatzilla8463 said:
Evil Jak. He's really tall and I just want to hack his legs off. But he's a nice guy really and the sort that I want to spend the rest of my life with......
What the ballz?

Nice.
Just messing with you man.

My list

Sky14kemea- I wan't to apologize for being an arse.
Evil Jak- I'd like to have an argument where he won't win... Because I will knock him out if it looks like he might win.
MaxTheReaper- I want to get to know him... Not that way you sick people.
Ae86gamer- She's cute and huggable.
Aboveup- My favourite little Dutchman.
Cpt_Oblivious- Funnily enough, he lives extremely close to me.
Neonbob- He's funny.
MaxTheReaper- I dunno, maybe our evilness can mate and produce more little evil-ings.
Geek@Heart- She's a really nice person and I'd like to hug her too.
Everybody else on twitter.
Everybody that I RP with.
 

TheMatt

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MaxTheReaper said:
Well, don't I feel...
Nothing.
But I'm sure I would feel feared/flattered/some other f-word if I could.
Dude, remember when I called you emo and you got all in a huff?

Well I'm calling you emo again. There is so much teenage angst it that statement I almost threw up.

Stop listening to simple plan and feel buddy... just feel...

Edit - Oh, and I'd want to meet Max and take him to meet 2 friends of mine, hookers and blow, let's see you not feel anything then, buddy.
 

Neonbob

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05rutterb said:
Neonbob said:
I'd say most of the people who are in the forum games that I play.
And possibly Max, just because he's interesting, and I'd want to see if he's just as verbose/eccentric in reality as he is on here.

But I must admit, I've got something of a virtual man-crush on Chefassassin2.
He knows why. The rest of you must guess.

[sup]Awww...nobody wants to play with meeeee
X-D[/sup]
I'd like to meet you Neonbob. We can sing sea shanties long into the night, with bottles of rum. :)
That does sound interesting, but I'm also fairly certain the world does not need to see me drunk...or sing X-D
I propose we go out and plant sticks of dynamite in people's gardens, with a remote trigger that we'll feed to their dogs.

I'd also love to meet ae86gamer.
She's one of the few people here I'd trust to hug me.
 

yaik7a

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HardRockSamurai said:
To be honest, I'd be thrilled to meet anyone else whose a user on this site. Out of all my friends, I'm the only one.

Though if I met a troll in real life, I'd probably strangle him.
dont mess with trolls man they go in packs
 

Kinguendo

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goatzilla8463 said:
Geek@Heart said:
[HEADING=1]Goatzilla[/HEADING]
Your show of affection touches me.

Evil Jak said:
goatzilla8463 said:
Evil Jak. He's really tall and I just want to hack his legs off. But he's a nice guy really and the sort that I want to spend the rest of my life with......
What the ballz?

Nice.
Just messing with you man.

My list

Sky14kemea- I wan't to apologize for being an arse.
Evil Jak- I'd like to have an argument where he won't win... Because I will knock him out if it looks like he might win.
MaxTheReaper- I want to get to know him... Not that way you sick people.
Ae86gamer- She's cute and huggable.
Aboveup- My favourite little Dutchman.
Cpt_Oblivious- Funnily enough, he lives extremely close to me.
Neonbob- He's funny.
MaxTheReaper- I dunno, maybe our evilness can mate and produce more little evil-ings.
Geek@Heart- She's a really nice person and I'd like to hug her too.
Everybody else on twitter.
Everybody that I RP with.
You put Max twice...

Also, HA! I am a pasifist... and you still wouldnt be able to knock me out! And you wouldnt win the argument either. XD
 

DigitalJedl

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
DigitalJedl said:
No love for Jedi? D:
No, I hate the Jedi. Cheesiest character concept in a bunch of movies ever.

I smiled with glee when Anakin Skywalker butchered most of them at the Jedi academy in revenge of the sith!
>.>...
Well then, good day to you, sir.
 

TheMatt

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MaxTheReaper said:
TheMatt said:
Oh Jesus fucking Christ, not this bullshit again.

-Simple Plan sucks.
-I don't wear girls' jeans.
-I don't own any tight striped sweaters or hoodies.
-My hair does not look like some sort of freak accident in a hairspray factory.
-I do not have bits of metal jammed into my face.
-I do not suffer from anorexia.
-Kindly do not mistake "shallow emotions" for "whiny teenage angst."
-Go away.

And I'm not sure why you want to provoke utter disgust, but you've got me - I feel it for both of the things you suggested.
Shallow emotions? Where are these shallow emotions mentioned? If you had mentioned them at all in fact I would not have commented. You stated, that you don;t feel... at all...

It's fucking cheese man...

In any event, since you do in fact feel emotions, shallow or otherwise, I withdraw my accusation.

However, I'd like to point out I can only act on the info you provide. These shallow emotions were conspicuously absent from your o.p.
 

Time Travelling Toaster

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I could start a list, but then I'd be here till who knows when...so I'll just say everyone I RP with (which is a-lot) and Neonbob and EvilJak for some reason I've yet to work out :? I think it was the Show your Accent thing >.>
 

SnakeF

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I would want to meet Fat Man Spoon and Captain Oblivious.
I would be much more likely to meet Fat Man Spoon though coz I live in the same part of england as him, used to live just across the Tyne from where he claims to live.
 

Legion

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TheMatt said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Well, don't I feel...
Nothing.
But I'm sure I would feel feared/flattered/some other f-word if I could.
Dude, remember when I called you emo and you got all in a huff?

Well I'm calling you emo again. There is so much teenage angst it that statement I almost threw up.
You realise that apathy is almost the opposite of angst right?

If you feel nothing then you aren't feeling angst. Understand?
 

reaper_2k9

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I'd be thrilled to meet anyone on here but I'd really like to meet thebluesader, max of course, Khell, Cheeze and most definatly Susan Arendt.
 

goatzilla8463

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Neonbob said:
05rutterb said:
Neonbob said:
I'd say most of the people who are in the forum games that I play.
And possibly Max, just because he's interesting, and I'd want to see if he's just as verbose/eccentric in reality as he is on here.

But I must admit, I've got something of a virtual man-crush on Chefassassin2.
He knows why. The rest of you must guess.

[sup]Awww...nobody wants to play with meeeee
X-D[/sup]
I'd like to meet you Neonbob. We can sing sea shanties long into the night, with bottles of rum. :)
That does sound interesting, but I'm also fairly certain the world does not need to see me drunk...or sing X-D
I propose we go out and plant sticks of dynamite in people's gardens, with a remote trigger that we'll feed to their dogs.

I'd also love to meet ae86gamer.
She's one of the few people here I'd trust to hug me.
You wouldn't trust me to hug you?

*Hides the knife behind his back*
 

Macgyvercas

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Probably Neonbob, MaxTheReaper, and Yahtzee.

If I meet all three at the same time, their razor sharp wits would cut me to pieces.