If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

[Zombie_Fish]

Neonbob I hope are the kind of people who aren't liable to dismember me

You think Neon isn't likely to dismember you? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879?page=3#2320871]

As for me, I'd have to either say Neon for being a good friend in my time here, ae86gamer just for being such a fun person to be around, or Nuke and Therumancer because I've always reckoned them to be quite interesting people in real life.

EDIT: Cheeze, just to have a proper debate with him in real life.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

No love for Jedi? D:

No, I hate the Jedi. Cheesiest character concept in a bunch of movies ever.

I smiled with glee when Anakin Skywalker butchered most of them at the Jedi academy in revenge of the sith!

How about Sith then? :}

 

[Kinguendo]

AboveUp-Some more crazy gaming sessions.

AboveUp - Remy, shocked to see none of you other guys put him on yours... then again, I wasnt paying that much attention when reading through the list... what? I am watching Good Will Hunting.

Aboveup- My favourite little Dutchman.

Wow, I actually got mentioned 3 more times than I expected I would.... That's a grand total of 3 times! Thanks guys.

It's not that shocking, really Evil Jack, I'm not that popular or well-known on the boards. Despite making appearances on Skype, IRC and Twitter, I doubt most people even know who I am here.
I think most people just know me as the guy with the SWAT Kats avatar.

You should get another mention when Scamola makes his list... and I only have 5 mentions... I am also anxious to see Max's list... although I am reluctant to believe he will make one.

 

[wewontdie11]

I have no idea, despite my extensive period of time on this site I'm not on here so much as a lot of members so I haven't formed many really strong bonds with other members.

I guess Geek@Heart seems like a cool girl, I could go for a pint with her I reckon.

Max would be... interesting?

Hell if I met any of you in a bar or something I'd probably get along well with you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Haha, I wouldn't mind meeting Neonbob. So long as I had the Strategic Defence Initiative's anti-nuke lasers protecting me... And a teleporter... And a taser...

That's a solid self defense list.
I am flattered.
*extravagant bow*
Thank you.

I'd say most of the people who are in the forum games that I play.
And possibly Max, just because he's interesting, and I'd want to see if he's just as

Ohh, Am I one of these people?

Seeing as you are in many of said games, I do believe you qualify.
Congratulations!
Claim your kitten in the back.

Hmm a kitten. I shall name her Alice. She will be the most evil kitten ever.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

None of you really. I already have real/local friends that I can't be bothered to go see.

 

[Megacherv]

Susan Arendt, she's just cool for some reason. Yahtzee is more likely to tell me to fuck off, and I don't believe he exists behind that cartoon of his.

 

[SteakHeart]

Anyone. This place is filled with enough kooks to make anyone's afternoon interesting.

 

[Souplex]

I wouldn't, I like to have at least one internet of distance between me and you guys.

 

[Neonbob]

That is the best idea I've heard in a long time! Much better than dancing naked dressed as salmons as one of my friends suggested. Yes, he got weird looks.

Huh. Interesting friend.
I'll get the explosives!
Meet me on the darkest corner you can find in your town. I'll be the person grinning maniacally and holding the puppy.

And possibly Max, just because he's interesting, and I'd want to see if he's just as verbose/eccentric in reality as he is on here.

If anything, I'm even more "me" in reality than I am on the internet.
I work best in the moment, which is probably why I appear more intelligent than most in person.

Impressive.
Sadly, I would not be quite as interesting as you may be.
Because I really don't move much during most days.
And strange people just get one word answers.
Damn you and such for getting good quicktime answer skills.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Seen as how I go on the internet to avoid actual human contact. Mmmm None of you really.

 

[Neonbob]

snip

Ah, well, if it makes you feel better, it comes at a price: Practically no short-term memory.

That does make me feel better.
Hooray for conciliatory prizes!

Oh dear god!
I forgot to mention ShockValue!
Geeze...he'd be good to meet.
After all the mindless babble we've shared.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

portal maybe so's I can lock him in a room and order him to finish chamber 18 on Portal which I'm stuck on
or Neonbob, so's he can sneak into the dethklok concert with me


I also wonder what Shapsters and Shockvalue look like, and their the only Canadians that I know
edit: I have just noticed just how under the radar I am on the escapst,besides the folks on my friends list I seem to be quite unknown

 

[General Ken8]

Yahtzee or the guy who was obsessed with Pazzo

 

[Blow_Pop]

Its already been proven that aprilmarie can't juggle

nonesense! everyone can juggle so long as they have all their limbs! So long as you meet those requirements, just practice enough and you'll be able to

Oh trust me...I can't....

whaaat? you missing some of your limbs or something? So long as you don't have any physical disadvantages then you can with enough practice! Heck, I was shit when I first started, 10 years later I'm doing it semi-professionally

try more coordinationally challenged

 

[SmartIdiot]

I was going to take the lazy way out and say anyone but now I have decided.

TheMatt, because THIS made me laugh my ass off.

Well, don't I feel...
Nothing.
But I'm sure I would feel feared/flattered/some other f-word if I could.

Dude, remember when I called you emo and you got all in a huff?

Well I'm calling you emo again. There is so much teenage angst it that statement I almost threw up.

Stop listening to simple plan and feel buddy... just feel...

Edit - Oh, and I'd want to meet Max and take him to meet 2 friends of mine, hookers and blow, let's see you not feel anything then, buddy.

So... TheMatt.

Or anyone in Scotland who fancies going to a gig performed by any of these bands within the next couple of months.

Gallows, Bring me the Horizon, Ghost of a Thousand, Cancer Bats, Them Crooked Vultures.

My real friends don't like music of that kind.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Probably Therumancer and xmetatr0nx.

Verbose, ass-kissing explanation goes here.