If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

[megapenguinx]

This is just like the 'Memorable Escapists' thread really. It's all about cliques and popularity.

I barely realized this today. We tend to get these types of threads once a month or so huh?
On a side note, I miss your Dr. Cox avatar. Whenever you spoke I felt like I was getting lectured by him!

Nobody. I don't want to ruin the illusion that you're all your avatars.

If anyone wanted to meet me anyways, you just have to go to the zoo. I'm there.

I went to the Zoo, saw some penguin brothers of mine, but no pandas. Apparently you kids don't like to make babies or something.
[HEADING=3]What's up with that?[/HEADING]

 

[DrunkWithPower]

FatManSpoon... seems like an interesting fellow. A staffer would be John Funk, like his aim.

 

[Nalbis]

Going to sound very fanboyish now but i'd have to say Yahtzee. I'd imagine a gaming session with him would be fairly entertaining.

 

[Simalacrum]

Its already been proven that aprilmarie can't juggle

nonesense! everyone can juggle so long as they have all their limbs! So long as you meet those requirements, just practice enough and you'll be able to

Oh trust me...I can't....

whaaat? you missing some of your limbs or something? So long as you don't have any physical disadvantages then you can with enough practice! Heck, I was shit when I first started, 10 years later I'm doing it semi-professionally

try more coordinationally challenged

Right, I'm DETERMINED to convince you that you can juggle now!

Practicing juggling is an excellent way to help with coordination difficulties, and it dramatically improves hand-eye coordination with enough practice. Heck, I'm coordinationally challenged! It just means you need more practice, thats all!

 

[Captain Blackout]

*snip*

Pretty much you Max. Why? You're interesting as hell, you appear bloody honest, and you're downright vicious. Brilliant qualities, and quite frankly I'd like to have you on the staff with [a href='http://www.myspace.com/intergalactic_bank']I.B.T.[/a].

EDIT: Apparently the photo album is private which is too bad. Some of the slaves are downright impressive looking.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Hardly anyone wants to meet me :-(

 

[Dogstile]

Michael shanks

why not? don't know anyone else

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Yahtzee for me, he wins it hands down.

Alothough Graham and Paul from Unskippable would be interesting...

Yeah, I'd say Shamus, Russ, or Graham and Paul. There the cool kids of this playground..

 

[Swaki]

john funk, ive had a crush on him for sometime

 

[Shycte]

Well, I meet PsychoSocial everyday in school...

Baby Tea I guess, he's nice.

 

[Aeryn Seoung]

Yahtzee and the Unskippable blokes.
Also as far as users go I'd probably like to meet NewClassic.

 

[Yassen]

I'd probably want to meet Suiseiseki IRL.

Not just because she's a nice girl but because of her natural red eyes, I mean, how awesome is that?

But if it was someone from the Escapist crew I'd say Russ Pitts. He seems like a really funny, friendly guy. Although to be honest I'd want to meet everyone on the crew, but Russ would be at the top.

 

[lgrayson]

Was hoping to meet Ben Croshaw at last year's IT Journo awards in Sydney, but he pyked out. Mind you, they were handing out crappy generic lumps of perspex this year, so he was probably right not to bother.

 

[zerzxes]

I'd like to meet anyone from here. Beacuse the Escapist is made of pure win.

 

[Sigel]

Anyone want to meet me?

I'll give you candy?

Except you underage ones, I don't need to start introducing myself to my neighbors.

Again.

OMG, I would love to meet you, but it would be probably embarrassing on my part. I think your funny and witty as hell, but you might get annoyed with me.

 

[Doomhammer828]

Susan Arendt

She's funny and attractive

nuff said

 

[Blow_Pop]

Its already been proven that aprilmarie can't juggle

nonesense! everyone can juggle so long as they have all their limbs! So long as you meet those requirements, just practice enough and you'll be able to

Oh trust me...I can't....

whaaat? you missing some of your limbs or something? So long as you don't have any physical disadvantages then you can with enough practice! Heck, I was shit when I first started, 10 years later I'm doing it semi-professionally

try more coordinationally challenged

Right, I'm DETERMINED to convince you that you can juggle now!

Practicing juggling is an excellent way to help with coordination difficulties, and it dramatically improves hand-eye coordination with enough practice. Heck, I'm coordinationally challenged! It just means you need more practice, thats all!

Give up now before you get too frustrated........I have a friend who juggles constantly who tried for a year straight and I can't do it.

 

[Echo_419]

I dont really care. I would like to drink a bottle or two of whisky with Yahtzee and then go out and piss on cats.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

This is just like the 'Memorable Escapists' thread really. It's all about cliques and popularity.

I barely realized this today. We tend to get these types of threads once a month or so huh?
On a side note, I miss your Dr. Cox avatar. Whenever you spoke I felt like I was getting lectured by him!

Nobody. I don't want to ruin the illusion that you're all your avatars.

If anyone wanted to meet me anyways, you just have to go to the zoo. I'm there.

I went to the Zoo, saw some penguin brothers of mine, but no pandas. Apparently you kids don't like to make babies or something.
[HEADING=3]What's up with that?[/HEADING]

Just...Just too many sex-ed classes. Scarred our entire species for life. Only the brave ones do it now, but since its so hard to get married nowadays unless you're a heterosexual human then, fat chance remaining abstinate 'til marriage for kids!