If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

[Emperor Inferno]

PurpleRain used to live close to me. I cancelled plans so I could go find him one weekend, he said we would catch a movie. Then it turns out he totally blew me off to go hang out with Labyrinth instead. I wish I was joking.

So yeah, you can all go hang, you Joe-Abandoning sons of monkeys.

Hey, I'm not a Joe-abandoner. We just live about eight THOUSAND! miles apart. I was actually gonna say you.

So, anyway, on topic.

Ultrajoe.

Ultrajoe is the shit.

and hot.

(no, I don't believe for a second that you're actually a dude and were just lying about being a chick. I choose to believe that you are a totally hot chick)

I would say Mobius, but I already know him. I'm staying at his place until I move back to North Carolina. And yes, he is the shit, also.

 

[Glerken]

No one.
The whole point is that I can say whatever I want on here and not worry about what someone thinks about it. If I knew people on here in real life I'd have to watch what I said.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd be happy to meet any Escapist in real life. The real question is: Who would want to meet me?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Stinkychops or No More Sanity I think... have had some good exchanges with you two.

I've spoken to NMS over a headset alright... he's a sexy yankee doodle

Neon bob is cool too.

And Ultra Joe.

I always get on well with Max the Reaper.

You're all lovely

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

SuiseisekiIRL.

Her story stuck and I always wanted to know what her eyes look like.

Besides her I would say Yahtzee as I don't have many friends here. Plus meeting somebody over a internet forum would be troubling. I like it that I know no one else in real life that uses this site. Escapist is like my secret internet home.

 

[A random person]

I get the feeling NeutralDrow and I would be pretty good friends and spend lots of time eating pizzas and thinking up TYPE-MOON/Nanoha crossovers. I'd also like to meet Max to see what his wonderful sociopathy is like in person/fight over whether Florida or South Carolina sucks more, but I'd be armed. And because he seems like a pretty cool guy, The Infamous Scamola.

Edit: SuiseisekiIRL, because she seems interesting and want to see if she looks like she claims she does. I also want to personally see the results of the french fry recipe I shared on that thread (the advertising troll one, if you were there, you know what I'm talking about).

 

[Spitfire175]

The Housebroken Lunatic.

 

[Dragonblade146]

Grahm and Paul.
They would be so awsome to meet.
Id like have them make comments about Lost.
=D

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I want to meet all the female escapists.

What? You don´t want to meet me? Aaaww, I´m heartbroken. And I said so many nice things about you.

Hmm, let´s see...Who am I kidding? I´m too afraid to meet any of you. You all are so, so big and scary.

I'll meet you when I'll have my minigun...So we can bust some ass. That we can't do a villain/hero dual without a good minigun right?

Right you are, bro. We shall meet at the mountain of Megiddo, when the moon is blue. And leave that pea-flinger of yours home. You´re going to need something bigger than that.

 

[Insanum]

I want to meet all the female escapists.

What? You don´t want to meet me? Aaaww, I´m heartbroken. And I said so many nice things about you.

Hmm, let´s see...Who am I kidding? I´m too afraid to meet any of you. You all are so, so big and scary.

I'll meet you when I'll have my minigun...So we can bust some ass. That we can't do a villain/hero dual without a good minigun right?

Right you are, bro. We shall meet at the mountain of Megiddo, when the moon is blue. And leave that pea-flinger of yours home. You´re going to need something bigger than that.

I would like to come and watch.

I shall bring kittens for the winner.

 

[G1eet]

Of the admins/providers, I'd have to say Paul or CantFaketheFunk. Funk seems like a down to earth guy, and Paul seems like a nerdy guy I could relate to.

As for the users, probably Spitfire or Onyx Oblivion.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd say most of the people who are in the forum games that I play.
And possibly Max, just because he's interesting, and I'd want to see if he's just as verbose/eccentric in reality as he is on here.

But I must admit, I've got something of a virtual man-crush on Chefassassin2.
He knows why. The rest of you must guess.

[sup]Awww...nobody wants to play with meeeee
X-D[/sup]

Ohh, Am I one of these people?

 

[Ultrajoe]

(no, I don't believe for a second that you're actually a dude and were just lying about being a chick. I choose to believe that you are a totally hot chick)

It would be more amusing if there were not actually people who think that me being male is all an elaborate counter-ruse, the truth (according to them) being that I am in fact a member of the fairer sex and also insanely convoluted in my schemes. While half is true, they've picked the wrong half.


Tinfoil hat time.

I wouldn't mind meeting just about any of you, some more than others, and if I can justify two 5 hour train rides this saturday I might just do that very thing.

 

[RanD00M]

I'd be happy to meet any Escapist in real life. The real question is: Who would want to meet me?

Oooh ooooh oooh.ME.

 

[Trivun]

Ahhhhhh, noone wants to meet me... I feel so used

j/k

 

[Joa_Belgium]

Myself? Does that count?

No seriously: I have no clue. I've only been on the Escapist for a few months and only a few weeks on the forums.

 

[thevillageidiot13]

Yahtzee.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hmm, here's my collective list

xmetatr0nx
Bassatti
pantsoffdanceff
Neonbob
NoMoreSanity

Someothers that I'm forgetting

We would all get wasted and have funtimes.

 

[Aqualung]

No one. I don't trust any of you to come over to my house.

*Throws blanket over her profile picture*

 

[Emperor Inferno]

(no, I don't believe for a second that you're actually a dude and were just lying about being a chick. I choose to believe that you are a totally hot chick)

It would be more amusing if there were not actually people who think that me being male is all an elaborate counter-ruse, the truth (according to them) being that I am in fact a member of the fairer sex and also insanely convoluted in my schemes. While half is true, they've picked the wrong half.


Tinfoil hat time.

I wouldn't mind meeting just about any of you, some more than others, and if I can justify two 5 hour train rides this saturday I might just do that very thing.

You know, defensiveness just makes you look more guilty. Besides (logic time):

1)If the second half is true, it means that the first half (according to you) cannot be true, however,

2)If the second half is true, then that means it is not true because

3)for the second half to be true, the first half has to be true because that is what would make the scheme so very convoluted

OR

2)the second half being true means that you are indeed a man, and that is what truly makes the scheme the most convoluted of all by making guys like me who think too much, well, think too much.

So, which is it?

EDIT: You know, I guess I can't rule out the possibility that it is something completely different than both of my logical conclusions. Hmm...