If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

[The Great Zegrool]

JoobNoob.

For revenge!!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I want to meet all the female escapists.

What? You don´t want to meet me? Aaaww, I´m heartbroken. And I said so many nice things about you.

Hmm, let´s see...Who am I kidding? I´m too afraid to meet any of you. You all are so, so big and scary.

I'll meet you when I'll have my minigun...So we can bust some ass. That we can't do a villain/hero dual without a good minigun right?

Right you are, bro. We shall meet at the mountain of Megiddo, when the moon is blue. And leave that pea-flinger of yours home. You´re going to need something bigger than that.

I would like to come and watch.

I shall bring kittens for the winner.

Welcome! Tickets are sold at the gate. Please leave your kittens (or other fluffy animal) to the box just inside the gate.

Enjoy your Götterdämmerung. Fun for the whole family.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I want to meet all the female escapists.

What? You don´t want to meet me? Aaaww, I´m heartbroken. And I said so many nice things about you.

Hmm, let´s see...Who am I kidding? I´m too afraid to meet any of you. You all are so, so big and scary.

I'll meet you when I'll have my minigun...So we can bust some ass. That we can't do a villain/hero dual without a good minigun right?

Right you are, bro. We shall meet at the mountain of Megiddo, when the moon is blue. And leave that pea-flinger of yours home. You´re going to need something bigger than that.

I would like to come and watch.

I shall bring kittens for the winner.

Kittens? Kittens?! KITTENS!?!?!??!

I love kittens.. Alright...Let me pack up my BFG 9000.

 

[Insanum]

I want to meet all the female escapists.

What? You don´t want to meet me? Aaaww, I´m heartbroken. And I said so many nice things about you.

Hmm, let´s see...Who am I kidding? I´m too afraid to meet any of you. You all are so, so big and scary.

I'll meet you when I'll have my minigun...So we can bust some ass. That we can't do a villain/hero dual without a good minigun right?

Right you are, bro. We shall meet at the mountain of Megiddo, when the moon is blue. And leave that pea-flinger of yours home. You´re going to need something bigger than that.

I would like to come and watch.

I shall bring kittens for the winner.

Kittens? Kittens?! KITTENS!?!?!??!

I love kittens.. Alright...Let me pack up my BFG 9000.

Only if you win. Careful not to destroy the box at the gate.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Yahtzee, as most people will probably answer. However, I want to do it to compare hats. Also, to make him teach me the ways of talking-without-mucking-up-once-in-an-extremely-fast-paced-mannerism...ness.

 

[BarkBark]

The answer is obvious for me, and that is no one.

But lets say I did not put off for a year until I made this account.
(While posting more than just 1 post every 3 days) Lets say I was overly
social on this forum, for the fun of it lets think you know my name. Even
on this alternative reality I would still have to reiterate my stance that
I would like to meet no one on the web.

Because no one is interesting in the
life outside the web compared to the one they
have on.

 

[Whistler777]

I'd most likely want to meet Yahtzee (bandwagon, here I come), but if I had to choose just a normal member, it'd likely be NoMoreSanity. I dunno, I just seem to agree with him most of the time.

MaxTheReaper is a definite no. I just don't get along with pretentious people.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Snip! Because it was getting ridiculous!

Sheesh, I'm a master at marksmanship. How dare you question my skills?

Anyway, let's stop de-railling.

 

[RanD00M]

No one. I don't trust any of you to come over to my house.

*Throws blanket over her profile picture*

You could just meet them in a public place.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Awwww. Five pages and no one wants to meet me. (Well, one person did, but just to kick my balls)

Like I said in another thread: I try my best damnit!

 

[War Penguin]

I would meet anyone here, especially the ones who want to meet me.
... Guys? Anybody?
EDIT: Also, any of the other penguins and my friends here. Except Sky. Sorry Sky, but I'd feel like a total creep if I met any girl from the internet. (please don't kill me)

 

[Satin6T]

Man I wonder if anyone picked me?!?!?!?
*looks through the list*
you bastards!

I dunno I don't really know anyones personality and I felt if I met Yahtzee, he would be less of douche than I thought so I'm gonna go with my only friend gofer042 cuz he's freaking awesome

 

[RanD00M]

I would meet anyone here, especially the ones who want to meet me.
... Guys? Anybody?

I would meet you.But just because you have the word Penguin in your name.

 

[Sporky111]

I'd maybe like to meet some of the people I RP with regularly. I don't really know anyone here properly though

Same with me; in some obscure way, reading someone's writing makes me feel like I know them a bit. I already know Lost in the Void outside of the Escapist, he's actually the one who introduced me to the site, but I wouldn't mind meeting a few other people from the RP forums. You, Lockheart, and Mayotard, cloud417, ae86gamer, ravenholm27, shapsters, madbird_valiant, threewords, and mastersqueak would be at the top of my list.

There are a few that I would stay away from, because they seem annoying. I won't give names, but there is also a pair that I wouldn't go within 50ft of for fear of being kidnapped and eaten. [sup]Neonbob and Shockvalue[/sup]

 

[Satin6T]

I would meet anyone here, especially the ones who want to meet me.
... Guys? Anybody?

I would meet you.But just because you have the word Penguin in your name.

but I wouldn't meet you cuz you have the word Penguin in your name

 

[Daveman]

I don't know, as for contributor it would be cool to meet yahtzee but really my hat (it looks like yahtzees one) goes off to michael shanks for doomsday arcade, it is well filmed and edited at the very least and there is some true genious in some scenes, for example the FPS bit in episode 6 was done way better than the FPS bit in the Doom movie, which is good considering one is a hollywood blockbuster (albeit a shit one) and the other is some biweekly series on the escapist. I rewatch all the episodes every two weeks in the lead up to the new one.

"hey. you're not wearing shorts" *epilepsy*

As for other forumy person, I think it's cpt oblivious, I don't think I could dislike another licd fan. Plus I'm pretty sure he's british so that'd be convenient. Not that I have a serious desire to... it'd be well weird...

 

[War Penguin]

I would meet anyone here, especially the ones who want to meet me.
... Guys? Anybody?

I would meet you.But just because you have the word Penguin in your name.

Well, that's pretty good to know.
At least someone does.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Probably just the people I'm friends with on here. Not sure who'd want to meet up with me, however.