If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

[Sassafrass]

All I'll say right now is that it involves someone chosen at random, some shears, and lots of sewing.
It's going to be a good night.

Is that a private party, or can anyone come?

You know?
I think you're more than welcome to come along.
You're on of my pals, after all.
Just make sure you bring your own sharp objects.

Do this include me?

Remember, I've got dirt on you, Neon...

 

[Neonbob]

I think you're more than welcome to come along.
You're on of my pals, after all.
Just make sure you bring your own sharp objects.

Do this include me?

Remember, I've got dirt on you, Neon...

Ah, why not?
you're fun enough.
As for the threat of blackmail: go ahead and spread it.
Not like it'll harm my reputation in any way.
And if it does, I'll just kill a bunch more people.

 

[Sassafrass]

I think you're more than welcome to come along.
You're on of my pals, after all.
Just make sure you bring your own sharp objects.

Do this include me?

Remember, I've got dirt on you, Neon...

Ah, why not?
you're fun enough.
As for the threat of blackmail: go ahead and spread it.
Not like it'll harm my reputation in any way.
And if it does, I'll just kill a bunch more people.

Cheers.

I'll bring the kitchen knives...

 

[Thingo]

Everyone. Just to see how many people can fit in my apartment.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Anyone that playes airsoft, id just get a bunch of people and make a giant war out of it.

 

[Fraught]

Fraught, because he'd kill himself if he wasn't mentioned.

Fraught, because he'd kill himself if he wasn't mentioned.

Yeah, he seems like someone who needs to be mentioned
So he doesn't axe himself on the IRC

You guys don't really help the situation. You only notice me when I kill myself...*runs off, crying*

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

All I'll say right now is that it involves someone chosen at random, some shears, and lots of sewing.
It's going to be a good night.

Is that a private party, or can anyone come?

You know?
I think you're more than welcome to come along.
You're on of my pals, after all.
Just make sure you bring your own sharp objects.

AWW not the puppy. Truthfully if someone murdered a puppy infront of me i'd murder them, I dont care if you nuke the whales or kill thw whole human race(we're assholes anyway), you kill a puppy i kill you, with a Challenger 2.

 

[Neonbob]

AWW not the puppy. Truthfully if someone murdered a puppy infront of me i'd murder them, I dont care if you nuke the whales or kill thw whole human race(we're assholes anyway), you kill a puppy i kill you, with a Challenger 2.

where did I say that I'd be killing the puppy?
I just said it would involve cutting and sewing.
I'm sure you can come to a valid conclusion.

Cheers.

I'll bring the kitchen knives...

Awesome.
That's one sharp thing down...

 

[Sassafrass]

AWW not the puppy. Truthfully if someone murdered a puppy infront of me i'd murder them, I dont care if you nuke the whales or kill thw whole human race(we're assholes anyway), you kill a puppy i kill you, with a Challenger 2.

where did I say that I'd be killing the puppy?
I just said it would involve cutting and sewing.
I'm sure you can come to a valid conclusion.

Cheers.

I'll bring the kitchen knives...

Awesome.
That's one sharp thing down...

What other sharp things do you need?
I've got razors.

 

[Neonbob]

Awesome.
That's one sharp thing down...

What other sharp things do you need?
I've got razors.

How about razor wire?

 

[Sassafrass]

Awesome.
That's one sharp thing down...

What other sharp things do you need?
I've got razors.

How about razor wire?

Ah, forgot about that. I'll get right on it.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I don't want to meet most of the people from this site.

[sub]I keed!. I keed!.[/sub]

I don't want to meet anyone from this site!. I despise you all equally!.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Anyone from the Asylum. In fact, all of them at once. Then we can all get drunk - and subsequently sectioned. Again.

Also The_root_of_all_evil (same species an' all) and Sevre90210 (whose awesomeness stems from the productivity that arises from his boredom).

On top of that, I wouldn't mind bumping into Yahtzee, stammering "nice hat" and running away.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Anyone in my friends list. These are the ones that backed me up or apologised so nicely. I already have one of them as a boyfriend (in real life lol) which is of course almightwabbit (wabbit has nothing to do with sex but merely his liking of bunny rabbits!). So really all i need now is to meet any of the other three friends lol. Images are welcome.

 

[Julianking93]

No one picked me? Well fine!! I didn't want to meet any of you anyway!!


[small/]*sob**sob*[/small]

 

[oppp7]

I have severe social issues, so I'd rather not meet people. But if I had to choose, I guess it would be Yahtzee, so I could tell people I met him.

 

[Primee133]

Yahtzee.

 

[SnowCold]

The writer of "There will be brawl"

I want to kiss his feet.

 

[HyenaThePirate]

I would want to meet everyone and anyone here...

I like to be engaged and accessible to my subjects and for them to feel like I am so...