if you could only have sex once in your life, where would you do it???

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Hlain

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I have to go with my bed. It's comfortable and more hygienic than outside or some public locale.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Cleril said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
Question.
Are you allowed to turn it down? Like, you only get one chance and after turning it down you are never bothered with that shit again?
Because that would be really super if you could.
Alright, what if you could only masturbate once then? Or have any sexually related acts once? Where then hm?
Oh gee, well then, let me think about it. How about nowhere ever?
Yeah, I think I like the sound of nowhere ever.
 

khaimera

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Iron Lightning said:
Inside a desecrated elephant carcass.

If I'm lucky I just might gain voodoo powers that way.
You win the "my favorite answer award" Your prize is in the mail.

OT: I'd do it next to my laptop so I could start a thread here about it.
 

Hothcliff

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this is not the first time i've answered this question, but my answer remains unchanged.

Astride a freshly beached whale.
 

Chris^^

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either on the wing of a Eurofighter (I know a girl who'd be up for that as well haha) or on the altar of Lincoln cathedral