If you could punch a videogame character....

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DustlessDragoon said:
Slippy the Toad from Star Fox, he's so annoying and I bet if he tried to punch me he would just fuck it up and need to be saved... AGAIN!
My sentiments exactly, Slippy is probably the most irritating character I can think of.

Other than that, I'd probably just take my pick from some of the whiny Squaresoft/Square Enix characters out there.
 

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David Woon said:
Vanilla the most annoying character in all of gaming but i think went and Yahtzee beat me to it

Oh God... side hurts... thats was awesome... still laughing...
 

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Toss-up between FF10's Tidus and FF12's Vaan. Same reasoning for either - they're annoying characters forced into lead roles even though they're less interesting than their support, and they don't look like their return punches would hurt much. I suppose Vaan, if I can only pick one.
 

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Metroplex.

'You see that crater over there? some nutter decided to have a punching competition with a robot the size of a city. they didn't find enough of them to bury, but damn if they'll ever be forgotten.'
 

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Garnet/Dagger from FFIX, she's such a frustrating character.

She's terrible to begin with, then you get the means to make her awesome but it turns out she's completely useless for another half a disc due to the plot.
By the time you get to use her properly you're about mid-way through the third disc.
 

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Navi. So annoying, yet unbelievably nimble. This is a tad off-topic, but does anybody else find it strange that Navi can float to and from every object, enemy, and NPC Link glances at with laser-like accuracy, but can't fly across the village in the opening cinematic without bumping into a fence?
 

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Vaan from FF XII. Oh my GOD, I can't tell you how many times I actually yelled at the screen for Vaan to just STFU.

On the other hand, that game had Balthier, my favorite FF character of all time. So I forgive it.
 

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Colour-Scientist said:
Garnet/Dagger from FFIX, she's such a frustrating character.

She's terrible to begin with, then you get the means to make her awesome but it turns out she's completely useless for another half a disc due to the plot.
By the time you get to use her properly you're about mid-way through the third disc.
I forgave her for that in the end, because her attacks over a number of turns could then be; king of dragons, king of dragons, ruler of the norse gods, heal everyone, king of dragons, giant interstellar space ship transformer thing. It made up a lot of points in my book.

OT: Damn Timesplitters monkey. I hate that guy. You get killed by him with a rocket launcher and you have to finish off your drink, go get another, then finish that one.
 

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I'd love to give Commander Shepard a punch in his fine chiseled face. And then when he punches me back I can at least say i've been punched by Shepard. Sweeeeet.
 

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David Woon said:
Vanilla the most annoying character in all of gaming but i think Yahtzee went and beat me to it

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Draxz

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I personally would like to punch every antagonist of Homefront, Shepard of MW2, for not making complete sense. Sheva of Resi' 5. My bassist in RockBand. The FBI and that black guy of BF3...

Or perhaps just Pyramid Head from the Silent Hill games.
 

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Silvianoshei said:
Vaan from FF XII. Oh my GOD, I can't tell you how many times I actually yelled at the screen for Vaan to just STFU.

On the other hand, that game had Balthier, my favorite FF character of all time. So I forgive it.
You mean Han Solo.

OT: Snow from FF 13. This guy is a douche of the highest order. He is King douche of douche land. If you took all the douche's in the universe and combined them to make a super, mega, ultimate douche, Snow would still be a bigger douche.
 

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Starchild from ME3. Punch right out of existence. Or orbitally bombard him. Anything that teaches that spectral brat not to exist is good.