If you could punch a videogame character....

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throwmeawaykid

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Everyone in Final Fantasy XIII, not just the characters, the people who made it as well. FINAL FANTASY CRIES OUT FOR VENGEANCE!!
 

BiggyShackleton

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The majority of the little bastards in Little Lamplight, Fallout 3. I would punch all of them, no fucking regrets about them being tiny.
 

Ljs1121

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StormShaun said:
Definitely Nathan Drake...

I mean look at him...


Who wouldn't want to punch that! I mean LOOK! Its begging for a punch. Also sure he might give me a giant one back but I'll make sure to punch him so he wouldn't be able to punch me...

Or running...running helps.
I don't think you'd have to worry about being punched. Drake would probably be distracted for a few minutes coming up with a witty one-liner. You could easily slip away in that time frame.

On topic, I'd say Ezio from Assassin's Creed. I don't dislike him, but it would come with some pretty cool bragging rights to say that I physically harmed an Assassin and lived to tell the tale.
 

Bloodtrozorx

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BiggyShackleton said:
The majority of the little bastards in Little Lamplight, Fallout 3. I would punch all of them, no fucking regrets about them being tiny.
I'd follow this poster or a collective punch to every single child in Skyrim.
 

triggrhappy94

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Oh god. Every annoying escort character ever.
Most recently, the ho's from Saints Row 3. I was playing a hard Snatch diversion while playing on hardcore. The idiots didn't realize that we were all going to get pumbled by the fucking brute if you don't get in the god damn car.
 

metaldemonj

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I'd punch Asbel from Tales of Graces because he's such a friggin' idiot, and when he punched me back with those little noodle arms in his fancy leisure suit, I could just laugh and make him feel worse.
 

FalloutJack

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Like the man said, punch Squall from FF8. Why? 'Cause he's a puss. Oh sure, he gets to punch back, but THEN I kick him in the groin...
 

Brandon Logan

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RobotDinosaur said:
Toss-up between FF10's Tidus and FF12's Vaan. Same reasoning for either - they're annoying characters forced into lead roles even though they're less interesting than their support, and they don't look like their return punches would hurt much. I suppose Vaan, if I can only pick one.
I'll take Tidus off your hands.
 

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Misha from Katawa Shoujo. If I so much see hide or tail of that "Wahahahaha~!" I'm going to snap.

Captcha: Fava beans. I never actually tried fava beans...
 

Robot Number V

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I'd say Nathan Drake, but he'd just shrug it off like does FUCKING EVERYTHING and then his punch would probably kill me.

So instead I'll say Ness. Little bastard.