If you could punch one person....?

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I'd fight Gandhi...

Gandhi would kick your ass. I pick Glen Beck

 

[voetballeeuw]

I hate to copy some answers, but I'm going to have to punch Glenn Beck.

 

[Angryman101]

Nicolas Cage. With the force of a thousand suns, Nicolas Cage.

 

[KorLeonis]

There's definitely a lot of possibilities. Jack Thompson, for being a douche. Michael Moore, same reason. Michael Bay for ruining Transformers. Sarah Palin, for shits and giggles. But just for the hell of it my number one choice...

Mahatma Gandhi
smug little pacifist prick

 

[beniki]

The person who posts after me.

How important is voicing your opinion to you?

 

[Double A]

I'd punch Bobby Kotick for being a dick to his employees, his customers, and everyone else in general.

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Ex-lawer. Florida retired his lawyering license in 2008.

 

[KP Shadow]

I'd punch Justin Beiber. Or maybe I should leave that to Clobbertron, since he used to go to the same school as "the Beibs"

 

[beniki]

I'd punch Bobby Kotick for being a dick to his employees, his customers, and everyone else in general.

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Ex-lawer. Florida retired his lawyering license in 2008.

I admire your courage, but I did warn you. I'm on my way now.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'd punch whoever thought up "The Game"...

...the game that I just lost

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

One of the guys that threatened to kill me. Well, not the one that I did punch.

Who threatened to kill you!? What happened?
Side note: Carry a long lanyard key chain with a heavy duty lock on the end. If anyone attacks you, flail them.

This idea is for self defense only.

 

[Double A]

I'd punch Bobby Kotick for being a dick to his employees, his customers, and everyone else in general.

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Ex-lawer. Florida retired his lawyering license in 2008.

I admire your courage, but I did warn you. I'm on my way now.

Hey, hey, hey, did I say he shouldn't punch him?

 

[CaptainKoala]

Al Franken, man that guy is an idiot.

 

[xmbts]

Ingrid Newkirk, Founder of PETA, enough said.

 

[Joshroom]

My wife, right in the kisser.

I wish I was kidding.

I jest, I jest. Probably Gordon Brown for being so bleedin dull.

 

[illas]

I'd fight Gandhi...

Points for the Fight Club reference.

OT: James Cameron. Always talks his films up to be "the greatest film ever", and they always end up being over-long, lacking any originality or character development, and being largely reliant on gimicky visual effects.

...Or Bobby Kotick: Rude, overtly-greedy, and lacking any class. People like him are the biggest problem facing videogames IMO.

 

[Madara XIII]

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Damn I gotta decide between, Bieber (too obvious), Fred Durst, Snooki, (She needs it and I'm conflicted at hitting a woman) The guy who made the Snuggie, Micheal Bay, or The head of Ninja theory for giving Dante such a gay look.


Yeah I'm going with the Head of Ninja Theory. The guy who Made this:

*Starts wrapping my Knuckles and grabs Brass Knuckles* Ooooh I been wanting to do this

He looks more like a lesbian then a gay guy, or is that what you meant?

...now that you look at it..OH FUCK YOU CAPCOM!!!!! You made Dante into a Lesbian!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

 

[ethaninja]

It's been less than a month since a 'punch X' thread was made.

You've been here more than a month. The search button is your friend.

:O I haven't seen a thread nazi in AGES. I didn't think you guys were still around! I kid I kid

OT: My dad for raising me the way I am. Call it angst but I really don't like how I turned out. Maybe I'm reading too much into it.

 

[Chaya]

You

 

[grimmdm]

I'd punch Glenn Beck in the throat on the air of his Fox News program. Then enjoy the next twenty minutes or so of Beck free silence.

 

[beniki]

I'd punch Bobby Kotick for being a dick to his employees, his customers, and everyone else in general.

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Ex-lawer. Florida retired his lawyering license in 2008.

I admire your courage, but I did warn you. I'm on my way now.

Hey, hey, hey, did I say he shouldn't punch him?

You should learn to read the posts above yours