If you could punch one person

[Frotality]

i could say kotick, but thats too obvious; instead, i would punch kotick's father, right as he is in the act of conceiving, just so it completely kills the mood and hopefully the bane of the gaming industry is never born.

 

[bulbasaur765]

The 15-year old me.

 

[Romidude]

The Pope, I'm tired of his stupid, belligerent bullshit.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Gary Bettman, he's a total douchebag and a poor businessman.

I was going to say Dick Cheney, but I'd be scared what the consequences would be.

 

[ChupathingyX]

Chuck Norris.

Wait do the rules say they can't fight back? :/

 

[Antonio Torrente]

Schwarzenegger. You all know why.

Ironic that he used to star in violent movies

 

[OrokuSaki]

Michael Bay..... I actually got conned into paying to see Tranformers 2 FOR THAT HE MUST PAY!

 

[Dango]

Me. I've been such an idiot over the years.

 

[Seriphina]

Ricky Gervais, with his stupid face and his irritating laugh!!! As long as it didn't hurt

 

[General_Potatoes]

Chuck Norris.

Wait do the rules say they can't fight back? :/

your doomed. hey can i preach at your funeral?

 

[TrollOgerElf]

Those darn Jeans
just bruise that denim

 

[hyperhammy]

Right now? The guy at Sony who thought it would be an awesome idea to take backwards compatibility out of the PS3.

I'm a bit angry right now 'cuz my PS2 decided that it would find as many different ways to fail as possible, and, now, I can't play the game that I want to... T_T

That sucks, dude! I just picked up my old PS2 again. Grand Theft Auto Vice City is still the best one made! Waaaaaay better than San Andreas.

OT: I would punch Ferrgie from the Black Eyed Peas... QUIT RUINING MY FAVORITE SONGS!!!

 

[hyperhammy]

Those darn Jeans
just bruise that denim

Fuck that denim up man!

 

[TheUnstoppableRobman]

Justin Bieber. Laday Gaga. Obama.

 

[Daniel Laeben-Rosen]

I'd try to go for the really obvious ones, but I'm just gonna go with a former friend of mine. A bastard so whiny he managed whining about having a job and girlfriend. To me while I was recently dumped and unemployed. To name one of many examples.
Honestly I'd just like to give that asshole something to really whine about.

I'd punch this guy for sounding like a general bag of dicks

He was, and you'd be more than welcome to. Last straw when he got into a pissingmatch with me about NOSEBLEEDS. That's when I told him to go do something to himself involving two chairs and a baseballbat.
Not the nicest way to end a friendship but... Satisfying .

 

[xc00l n3rdx]

The guy who invented punching - see how he likes it.

HAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

[TrollOgerElf]

Those darn Jeans
just bruise that denim

Fuck that denim up man!

Gonna turn those 501's into 499's!

 

[Kajt]

I love you.

Back at you, Canadian stranger.

No, it's an old joke about his terrible spelling. He infamously mispelled his title as "Knugen" and spelled his own name wrong on multiple occasions.

Ah, okay. I had no idea. I don't pay attention to the royal family at all.

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

Rush Limbaugh. Hell i'd face the consequences if i could do it again.

 

[Astoria]

Paris Hilton. Nothing would give me satisfaction as much as punching that smug face of hers.

Or one of the many people I know who are clearly trying to be hardcores (they say stupid stuff like I want cook and eat *add name here* for calling me emo) when they are too scared to say or do anything without each other there for backup.