If you could put two portals anywhere?

[Dorian]

Whoops, someone forgot to close the door, there goes the Earth's atmosphere.

Place a big, heavy block/door/wall type thing over the Earth portal, hook it up to a heavy-duty mechanical arm, and set airlocks in the room.

Whoops, someone forgot to read, there goes the smartass comment.

 

[willsham45]

Ok one goes on a large tile, the other in the back garden. Then the tile goes where ever it is needed, work, mates house, uni etc. And then for holiday post the tile abroad and hey presto free travel without the boarder potrol
you could also put the poral side of the tile over someone just to mess with them imagin waiting around minding your own buisness and then bam your in a random persons back garden with no way out

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

My room and the liquor cabinet, no stumbling and easy access!

I'd use it to screw with people. Because it would be fun as hell.

Also, maybe this:

You win, that's hilarious!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

My dorm room <-> my house.

SO CONVENIENT!

 

[Metropocalypse]

The Batcave.

 

[Chamale]

My yard to a spot in Japan. I'd charge people $1000 for a quick portal to the other side of the world - much faster than air travel. Plus I'd get to visit my friend who moved to Tokyo a few years ago.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

One on earth, one in the center of the sun.
END IT! END IT ALL!!! GRWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! BURN IN THE FIRES OF ANNIHILATION!!!

But that would be just bad.
So I guess I wouldn't put them anywhere.

 

[randomrob]

Blue one underneath Justin Beiber's feet, Orange one in a furnace. Problem solved.

 

[noobium]

I have no idea where I would put mine. Probably one on the floor and one on the ceiling as a trap for burglars.[/quote]

No one deserves that kind of torture

 

[loc978]

I'd want one from a mineshaft that I'll dig under a mountain to a bank vault in Shanghai. After I've stolen all I can, I'd collapse the mine with dynamite.
...unless we're allowed to close the portal when we're through with it.

 

[bad rider]

My house to the Playboy Mansion.

I was thinking my house to Jessica Alba's or something, but then I realized just how creepy that is.

Taking this into consideration, my house and Jessica Alba's

 

[TheAceTheOne]

My room <-> Girlfriend's

My room and my girlfriend's: Also my choice, since me and my gal are distance.

 

[mikev7.0]

One right here in my room, and one in the offices of XBL customer support. Then I could see why recovering my profile is taking over a week!!

 

[New York Patrick]

Nebraska and Saturn.

For Science...

 

[TipsyPeaches]

my house and my ex-fiance's. 'cos right now, after 3 glasses of wine, I miss him.

seriously though, my house and uni, it would save an hour's drive and half an hour's bus ride to uni.

my house to the paintball range, then i could take my anger out on the unprepared numpties opn the range.

 

[Daveman]

Michael Shanks has already answered that little question...


But honestly I would put one at home and one at uni. It'd save me a fuckload of money.

 

[Plazmatic]

Yeah something like that.

I was about to make a million statements from the core of my physics-major heart, but then I realized it's troll-face so I won't even bother. XD

OT: I would place a portal between my workplace at the physics research labs and the dining center.

Ligitamate question, besides the fact that it is not currently possible to make portals in the way depicted in the photo, I see no reason why that is not possible,

and don't give me any bull crap like "IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE DEVELOP PORTAL TECHNOLOGY LIKE THAT ANY WAY SO IT WOULDN'T MATTER"

Physicist once said that the space between transistors of the 80s was the closest we'd ever get them, we proved them wrong, then again in the 90's, we proved them wrong again, then again in the 21st century, and we proved them wrong once more.

 

[angry_flashlight]

One portal here, one right next to it in the future. Create time paradox by bringing future items back to the past.

I have honestly no idea where'd I put them. I'd probably want the portal gun so I can change locations on a whim. If I had a portal in my house, it'd be right behind a nice solid airtight door in case of intruders/natural disasters.

 

[Harry Mason]

One in my house and another in Helena Bonham Carter's shower.

that probably also equals Tim Burton's shower.

so. eww.

That's OK with me. 0_0

 

[Mike-E]

One in a candy floss machine and the other in my mouth.