If you could replace your hair with any vegetable, what would it be?

[uzo]

A red capped mushroom with white spots.

I'm sorry, but the Princess is in another castle!

 

[SilentCom]

Today, I saw a man with a carrot on his head attached with a bandana. When I stopped to ask him he told me that it was his lunch and to mind my own business and 'not be stealing' his carrot.

Not far away I saw an old woman with the hair equivalent of a cauliflower, I had seen this hairstyle dozens of times before, but the man had made me wonder as to the wisdom of this.

I think broccoli would actually make for impressive hair.

What do you think?

Edit: CARROT ON HEAD, CARROT ON HEAD \o/.

Double Edit: As you can see, choosing fruit over vegetables will have people eat your hair or attack you:
Or give you banana flu, a terrible affliction.

That is one wierd commercial.

Also, I rather like my hair and wouldn't want it to become a vegetable. The extra weight, stench of rotting vegetables, and possibility of being attacked by animals or hobos makes it not worth it.

 

[Dango]

Cauliflower seems like a nice choice.

 

[LoopyDood]

I had banana flu once. I got attacked by a monkey.

 

[Cathartis]

Definitely a globe artichoke. Not sure why, but at least having a near-inedible giant thistle on my head would prevent people wanting to eat it

 

[synobal]

green onion, it's some what hair like.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Okay, let me just say that I had a big "WTF?" face when I saw the title of this thread and I applaud you at the originality of this thread. *claps*

Anyway, i'l just say... Cauliflower.

But god damn it I want Pineapple hair.

 

[Liberaliter]

Your thread title genuinely made laugh out loud, it was probably funnier than it should have been.

 

[Lilani]

Asparagus.

Then, paint it to look like snakes and win prizes for have the best Medusa costume.

Oh yes.

Damn. Ninja'd. I'm sticking to it, though--asparagus would make some intense green dreadlocks.

 

[Cavan]

I had banana flu once. I got attacked by a monkey.

I'm glad to hear you recovered.

I applaud you at the originality of this thread. *claps*

*bow*

Your thread title genuinely made laugh out loud, it was probably funnier than it should have been.

I was thinking roughly the same thing at 4 in the morning, if i'm being honest

 

[zephae]

Red peppers, because I want to be able to eat or cook with red peppers at any and all times!

 

[Cavan]

Red peppers, because I want to be able to eat or cook with red peppers at any and all times!

BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE NO HAIR!

That is crazy talk, my friend.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

I would prefer white asparagus (green is too mainstream). Also, does someone know if ginger is a veggie? Beacuse you would look like a Klingon, which would be awesome.

 

[Gustavo S. Buschle]

How about avegetableIjustmadeup? That would be awesome!

 

[Jedamethis]

Leek. Because damn leek is awesome.

 

[zephae]

Red peppers, because I want to be able to eat or cook with red peppers at any and all times!

BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE NO HAIR!

That is crazy talk, my friend.

What good is having vegatable hair IF I CAN'T EAT IT?! I want my hair to be delicious!

 

[LoopyDood]

I had banana flu once. I got attacked by a monkey.

I'm glad to hear you recovered.

No, no I did not.

 

[The Ambrosian]

Red peppers, because I want to be able to eat or cook with red peppers at any and all times!

BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE NO HAIR!

That is crazy talk, my friend.

Nothing wrong with having no hair!

Baldist.

 

[Cavan]

Nothing wrong with having no hair!

Baldist.

Please demonstrate this by shaving your own .

 

[The Ambrosian]

Nothing wrong with having no hair!

Baldist.

Please demonstrate this by shaving your own .

Perhaps it is shaved. O_O