If you could replace your hair with any vegetable, what would it be?

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FamoFunk

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Jedamethis said:
Leek. Because damn leek is awesome.
Leek too, shall show off my Welsh-ness and I think it look pretty cool just sat on top of my head.
 

Scarim Coral

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Mmm probably Celtuce (Chinese lettuce). So would eating my own hair would be bad? Regardless no more going to the barber.
 

Ddgafd

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I want cucumber hair. I want to look as stupid as possible. Also it tastes pretty good.
 

AzureRaven

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I had to read the thread title 3 or 4 times before I realized I was reading it right. You deserve an award for this one.

Well, I've always heard it considered a vegetable, even if it is a starch technically...but I want me some potato hair. And if you deny me that...then I guess just some lettuce hair.
 

Yokai

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This thread is amazing. Imma go with avocados, because constant easy access to avocados would be the best thing. I could also pay my barber in avocados, and spread the avocado love.
 

Fenra

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I think beetroot would work, I mean having daft, red/purple hair would be cool, and its good for you too!
 

Cavan

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I miss not having a poll sadly, should compile a list of popular veggie styles for another in the future.
 

Kayden

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I want to have carrot bangs and screw the veggies and give me a melon on top of my head
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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Vicarious Reality said:
NinjaDeathSlap said:
ROCKET HAIR!!!

(this may be the most wonderfully random question I have ever seen btw)
You eat rockets?


I would get pea pod dreadlike hair
Rocket as in, a variety of leaf which is often used in salad. Look it up if you don't believe me (although, if you just type 'rocket' into Google search your computer may well explode. Just warnin' ya).
 

Dystopia

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Peas. Individual ones. I want a head covered in peas, and tomorrow I may mspaint this once I've had some sleep if the mood strikes me.
 

DustinOffAClassic

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Olives, so that people might spill martinis on my head.
....they're a fruit? crap.

Okay, Sweet potatoes. I could commit a crime, then peel my potato skins to switch to being a redhead. Eat THAT, police description!