If you could rule any country other then your own, what would it be?

[Guvnorium]

I think i'm the only one here who sees that Yemen is the obvious choice.

It's low profile enough of a country that I can change things drastically, like have everybody do a little musical sequence for me at 4am. No chance of an uprising either, with my private militia, who do their musical sequence at 5am

You have a point. Of course I think all those things already go on in North Korea.

 

[johnman]

New Zealand. The most beautiful place on the planet.

Seconded - Sure every country has its beauty spots but ALL of New zealandis

+ I have family out there and its a great country that shits on england from a great height

 

[Seydaman]

um...japan? cause they got LOTS of porn

 

[Seydaman]

USA to screw over people and establish a tyranny.
That would be hilarious and epic.

So what would you change?

Hahaha!

I'd outlaw the guns and make it an anti religious communist country with armed killer robots patrolling the streets. Just, you know, to see what would happen. Rofl.

you could make an award winning comedy!!!

 

[johnman]

um...japan? cause they got LOTS of porn

What all of that pixelated pussy crap? no thanks

 

[Seydaman]

um...japan? cause they got LOTS of porn

What all of that pixelated pussy crap? no thanks

er..your obstinate? are you a priest?

 

[Blind0bserver]

I'd take the Czech Republic. It's a nice, decent sized country that's tucked out of the way in Eastern Europe. It's a little colder up there, which is okay because I prefer it. If that wasn't enough the entire country is filled full of beautiful cities along the lines of Prague.

The beauty of the average Czech woman has almost nothing to do with it. Honest.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Finland. With that military power, I could take over the world. I'd just send one man and one dog per town, and that would be the end of it. Resistance would be futile!

 

[Snowalker]

Norway, why? Because I like it cold.

 

[Guvnorium]

I'd take the Czech Republic. It's a nice, decent sized country that's tucked out of the way in Eastern Europe. It's a little colder up there, which is okay because I prefer it. If that wasn't enough the entire country is filled full of beautiful cities along the lines of Prague.

The beauty of the average Czechoslovakian woman has almost nothing to do with it. Honest.

Czechoslavokia was its own country. Someone from the Czech rebulic is a Czech. So it would be average Czech woman. Slovakia and the Czech republic are two seperate countrys. (And I almost said the Czech republic. Then I remembered North Korea...)

 

[Blind0bserver]

I'd take the Czech Republic. It's a nice, decent sized country that's tucked out of the way in Eastern Europe. It's a little colder up there, which is okay because I prefer it. If that wasn't enough the entire country is filled full of beautiful cities along the lines of Prague.

The beauty of the average Czechoslovakian woman has almost nothing to do with it. Honest.

Czechoslavokia was its own country. Someone from the Czech rebulic is a Czech. So it would be average Czech woman. Slovakia and the Czech republic are two seperate countrys. (And I almost said the Czech republic. Then I remembered North Korea...)

I come here to share a dream with you all and this is what I get? There's no making you people happy...

 

[Guvnorium]

Nah, I just happen to have an obsession with the Czech Republic. As a matter of fact my coat is Czech military surplus...

 

[TMAN10112]

I would rule Meh-hi-co(mexico), the land where you can buy or sell anything without anyone caring. And maybe with political immunity The cops would finaly stop bothering me every 4th of July.

 

[Guvnorium]

I would rule Meh-hi-co(mexico), the land where you can buy or sell anything without anyone caring. And maybe with political immunity The cops would finaly stop bothering me every 4th of July.

I like your avatar....Maybe thats why the cops are so interested in you.

 

[Jursa]

Japan, a country where the illegal here is made into comic books there...

 

[Madshaw]

USSR circa 1964, when they were still a superpower.

Stalin lost power over Russia in the 50s so your timeline's off. But it definitely was Cold-War-era Russia. Good luck to ya on that!

Personally, I'd choose Fictionesia. Simple to rule and all you'd have to do is funnel money into warring factions.

Okay, seriously, any island in the Pacific Ocean. Small territory, sandy beaches, happy residents, and prime location of vacation awesomeness.

whoop! Thanks for the catch there, it is one in the morning in my defense...

It's never too early for a history lesson! In Soviet Russia, history teaches YOU!

no in soviet russia history learns you

 

[zirnitra]

The Netherlands. I wouldn't have to do much because it's one of the few countries I'm happy with how they are already, next probably Iceland pre bust. then Canada.

 

[HomeAliveIn45]

I would control Luxembourg because I have always found interesting and it's small enough that I don't have that much crap to worry about.

But, their gold bars ALWAYS need waxing, and their delicious truffles cause numerous health problems.

 

[Jumplion]

I'd take one of the countries in Africa and whip it back into shape and make everyone not regret living there.

Why? Because I have a heart of gold.