If you could rule any country other then your own, what would it be?

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Eclectic Dreck

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France. I've always liked France for reasons I'm not sure I can define. If for no other reason, while we (Americans) were holding a revolition where nothing really changed in the grand or immediate scheme of things, the French actually tried to completely remake the social fabric of their nation. It didn't work the first few times (it might not have worked even now) but you have to credit a people willing to do something so radical.
 

SimuLord

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I would love to run a country like Tanzania, Botswana, or Lesotho just to see if it's even possible to create a modern industrial economy starting from nothing. Would I be able to get the AIDS rate under control? Could the people be educated to a level where foreign investment could be attracted and taxed to provide services and infrastructure? Would the UN play along? And how about my own people? Would the Maasai tribesmen and the dozens of other factions of subsistence farmers and herdsmen be able to live in such a society without launching a revolt? And if I were perfectly honest with the national treasury, would my lieutenants and bureaucrats be able to keep their own hands out of the till?

It'd be like playing Tropico, except in real life.
 

balinus

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Canada. Don't ask. Maybe it's the ice, and maple syrup. Oh, and Alexz Johnson. Tasty.
 

Gooble

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The US, mainly because then I can find out what really goes on at Area 51, but also because they're nuclear stockpile is so big I could threaten to unleash a hellish firestorm on the entire planet if they didn't do what I say.
 

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I choose....VATICAN CITY! If only cuz it's the world's smallest country. Also cuz being its ruler means I am the Pope. That would make my dream of slapping the Pope a very simple reality.

If not that, then China. Let us bring it back to its Communist glory days!
 

Donbett1974

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France its the only country where the women are hands down have more bravery than the men. It would be a push-over.
 

Taizan

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What about Uzbekistan? I'd make sure that i'd have a fake interviewer that was better than Borat, and thus my country would be better than any other.

Can't forget the sheep with chainsaws on their heads though...
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
I reject your choices. I would first unite the world into one country, then I would rule that.
....are you kin to any WW2 era German leaders?....or leader perhaps I should say?
 

Evilbunny

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Australia, and lift all the silly bans on games and subsidize the industry to actually make them cheaper there. I feel bad for you guys, I honestly do.
 

Fulbert

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For all those who want to rule Russia. You guys might want to shoot all the officials first thing after the inauguration and replace them with an army of altruistic unbribable clones. You wouldn't be able to rule the goddamn country with all those corrupted dicks in charge.
 

placeboeffect

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MaxTheReaper said:
placeboeffect said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I reject your choices. I would first unite the world into one country, then I would rule that.
....are you kin to any WW2 era German leaders?....or leader perhaps I should say?
I do not have a silly moustache.
If that's what you're asking.
You should sir. Nothing says I have personality like a silly mustache.
 

Boxpopper

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Trivun said:
Healey said:
Russia. For some reason, I want to build it back up to it's Glory Days, and make it another world power. That way, we get three super-states that may one day all declare war.
(The other two are the USA and China, by the way.)
Excuse me, what about the UK? The USA wouldn't exist without us, and fine China are getting pretty big, but Russia? Their glory days are long since gone...

As for what country I would rule, it would have to be Ireland, for two reasons. One, I love the country itself, and two, I just find girls with Irish accents really attractive :D.
Yes, but he means CURRENT powers.

Sorry bud, but the UK isn't what it used to be in terms of military power. Not like that's a bad thing though.