If you could say anything to anybody

[Jedamethis]

if god exists ild aks things like what the meaning of live of what religion is correct etc

if there is no god then illd say what ever it is that this bank manager did (you said anything well im assuming i could say anything possible so i would know the worst hting hes ever done) to him because he declined a credict card order twice even after i rang up the first time and said let it go through. and then illd break the rules and hit him round the head with a hammer XD

I'm having a little difficulty reading that, but I have made you a translation:

If God exists I'd ask things like what is the meaning of life, or what religion is correct etc.

If there is no God then I'd say what ever it is that this bank manager did (you said anything well I'm assuming I could say anything possible, so I would know the worst thing he's ever done) to him because he declined a credit card order twice even after I rang up the first time and said let it go through. And then I'd break the rules and hit him round the head with a hammer XD

 

[UAProxy]

You can be the first to invent the grammar language. You do not speak in words, you speak in grammar signs.

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[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Dear fellow Escapees - I hate you all and hope you shall die. No repercussions.

 

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You can be the first to invent the grammar language. You do not speak in words, you speak in grammar signs.

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[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I'm having a little difficulty reading that, but I have made you a translation:

If God exists I'd ask things like what is the meaning of life, or what religion is correct etc.

If there is no God then I'd say what ever it is that this bank manager did (you said anything well I'm assuming I could say anything possible, so I would know the worst thing he's ever done) to him because he declined a credit card order twice even after I rang up the first time and said let it go through. And then I'd break the rules and hit him round the head with a hammer XD

Give that man a Certificate of Translatery Goodness (sold by all shady retailers).

 

[Adam]

I would tell George Carlin that he was a wonderful man and I hope he has peace wherever he is.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

To Jimmy Saville:

"Your laces are undone."

The only thing stopping me from saying this now is his impenetrable shield of light.

 

[UAProxy]

You can be the first to invent the grammar language. You do not speak in words, you speak in grammar signs.

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ð.

 

[kotorfan04]

I never really understood that, If you have cake, why not eat it?[quote="IdealistCommi"

Sorry for butchering the quote thing, but anyways here is how it works if you have cake and eat it you no longer have cake, and so if you want to continue to have the cake you can't eat it because the moment you do you no longer have cake.

Also I would tell Adolf to keep his allies from doing incredibly stupid shit like invading the Balkans our bombing Pearl Harbor. Ya know just to see how things played out.

 

[Deleric]

You can be the first to invent the grammar language. You do not speak in words, you speak in grammar signs.

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[walls of cetepedes]

ð.

[HEADING=1]FISSION MAILED[/HEADING]

%$%#@$%?!

That goes for you too.

 

[Jedamethis]

I never really understood that, If you have cake, why not eat it?

Sorry for butchering the quote thing, but anyways here is how it works if you have cake and eat it you no longer have cake, and so if you want to continue to have the cake you can't eat it because the moment you do you no longer have cake.

Also I would tell Adolf to keep his allies from doing incredibly stupid shit like invading the Balkans our bombing Pearl Harbor. Ya know just to see how things played out.

Aaah! Thank you kind sir!

a bit like The Marshmallow Test I suppose

 

[Jedamethis]

ð.

[HEADING=1]FISSION MAILED[/HEADING]

%$%#@$%?!

That goes for you too.

What about me?
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HA.

 

[A random person]

I'd go to Fox News, the Southern Baptist Convention, or anything like that and tell them how stupid they are. Bonus points if I can slowly whittle away at their sanity.

Also, I have some very angrily-asked questions for whoever at Kyoto/Kadokawa thought Endless Eight was a good idea.

 

[cocoadog]

Stephanie Meyer... only the shotgun would beat me to the witty banter

 

[Pimppeter2]

I dunno Probably go back a little bit before Pamela Anderson got famous and ask to marry her

 

[Jedamethis]

[I had to do it on Word, The Escapist won't let you type the backwards /]

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HA.

really?
oh, I suppose it just doesn't show up on the preview
and The Escapist also has a rather annoying 'retarded help' that doesn't let you type two spaces

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[The_ModeRazor]

"I love (or 'have a crush on') you" to the person I'm currently infatuated with.

This.
I guess I'm a loser.