If you could say anything to yourself from the past, what would you say?

[Oly J]

I have too many so I'll go with a minor one

"at one point when you and your brother Tom are alone, he'll go away and come back with a square packet of funny looking green liquid. he'll tell you it's unbottled csndy spray...it is NOT candy spray, it is an Ariel Liquitab, no matter what he says do NOT bite into it, or you'll be stuck with the taste of detergent in your mouth for a week

captcha: don't stop. captcha you sadist

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Dear Timeswordsman, Age 16,

"In three years you'll want to further space travel and make lots of money, take a business class instead of breaking for the fall, and advanced welding. These things will be important later."

Yours yourselfly, Timeswordsman, Age 19.

 

[Thistlehart]

Dear Thistlehart of 2002.

A little damage to the brain stem kills instantly.

Dad's pistol is on the top shelf of his closet.

Use the hollowpoi

 

[splayfoot1]

dear self, she is pure evil and will ruin your life for al ong ass time. dont do it.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Dear past BakaSmurf,

Everyone you think is your friend isn't, EVERYONE. Cut them out of your life and focus entirely on your schoolwork, job, and health. People suck, especially in the part of the world you live in, do NOT waste your precious time on them. Give escaping that hole your undivided attention, trust me brother, this is your one and only chance to make things right.

I know that it sucks right now and just don't want to care, but you have to raise your chin and press the fuck on, things won't get better unless you do.

Please, please don't make the same mistakes I did.

Future BakaSmurf

 

[ShiningAmber]

You're going to travel the world. You'll learn English ( ;D )

You're going to drive an awesome car.

He messed it up. Not you. And don't worry, he regrets what he did every day.

Keep living.

 

[Lonewolfm16]

Oi, Lonewolf. Listen, in your woodshop you will meet a pretty awesome girl. Blonde. Pretty, and really nice and energetic. Just listen, she is really awesome. Get to know her better. But don't fall in love with her, you don't stand a chance and never will. But she is a pretty awesome friend. And if you ignored that advice, you will think up a plan called the EEC because you have now figured out letting your emotions take your head was stupid. Don't do it. It is just a stupid and jerky thing to do. Stick with it. Oh, also you will come up with several plans for the next situation (OTR, OFM, OFG, OFH, OEG) I have no clue which to take yet, so I will get back to you on that. Just don't choose OEG. Yours truly, Future Lonewolf.

 

[Prime_Hunter_H01]

Dear Elementary School Me,
In the future you will love various game series that have most of their earlier games as Japan only. Learn Japanese now so that you will be fluent speaker and reader by high school and be able to enjoy these games, because translation patches are to few and far between.

 

[scorptatious]

Hey. Me from High school, stop staring at that girl's boobs. Seriously, stahp. Her friends are going to see you and you're going to look like a creep.

Oh and get a haircut. Damn hippy.

 

[ecoho]

ok ecoho for fucks sake stop taking shit from those people and beat the everliving shit out of them trust me mom will not be mad at you.

another thing join ROTC with your best friend in 9th grade youll have more friends.

and last but not least there will be a girl who follows you in 9th grade, she is not stalking you she is too shy to ask you out, she also happens to have been the best girlfriend you ever had so DO NOT FUCK IT UP THIS TIME!

 

[Lunar Templar]

Dear Kitsune 10060(screen name I used back when this applys): You know that PS3 you want get? Yeah ... Don't, Save that money for a computer, trust me, THAT will be a far more worth while purchase. Yes I know, MGS4 and DMC 4, both are good, bot not worth buying a console for, not when DMC4 and almost every other game you will end up wanting will be available on this neat thing called 'Steam', maybe you've heard of it? I forget.

see you in 2013

signed
Lunar Templar AKA you in the future

PS; we where right about 2012 being BS

PPS; try not to take it to hard when Sara dumps you, K man?

 

[Vale]

To myself, in 2006:
Kill yourself before you understand responsibility.

 

[00slash00]

think twice before majoring in theatre. i know it seems like a fun idea, but just ask how fun it sounds to graduate from college and then live with your parents until at least your mid twenties

 

[Uszi]

When you try to say yes to everyone, everyone winds up pissed at you. Be conscious of your commitments, have a plan.

 

[Uszi]

Also don't ***** about school.

School is fun compared to bills and work.

 

[Reaper195]

Past me will get this.

"When that one moment comes...don't mention Halo."


Because past me spent too much time playing Halo.

 

[Scars Unseen]

Dear self:

I'm just sending this message because I think it's hilarious to frivolously abuse the laws of time and space. Sorry if you wanted advice or some winning lottery numbers or something.

Take care,
Me

 

[dumbseizure]

oo I got 2

to 2011 Dumbseizure, DONT DO IT MAN, SHE'S LIKE CLINGWRAP! YOU WONT SPEND ANOTHER DAY OF THE NEXT YEAR AND A HALF HAPPY!

And Dumbseizure of last year, don't try to be a smart ass and walk out onto the volcanic rock cliff, your kinda clumsy and it turns out bad.