If you could use one computer function in real life...

[Iffypop]

while(true)
{
fork(*this);
}

 

[johnman]

Save and laod :0
Fail an important task? Simply try again!

 

[-IT-]

I'll go with 'Mute'.

 

[Iffypop]

So very many.

Delete 'Idiots' would be all I can think of for now though.

That would wipe out 90 odd% of the world`s population,you`d bring an end to humankind and be the greatest genocideal manic in human history

...Win.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Escape key
On the keyboard of life always keep a finger on the escape key.

 

[timmytom1]

So very many.

Delete 'Idiots' would be all I can think of for now though.

That would wipe out 90 odd% of the world`s population,you`d bring an end to humankind and be the greatest genocideal manic in human history

...Win.

My thoughts exactly XD

 

[Disaster Button]

The Holodeck on a Star Trek Game I owned from years ago.. coincidently I said the exact same thing on the "Ashamed Thread"

 

[Rethala]

I would have to say, if I had only one function from a computer, it would have to be Quicksave/Auto-Reload, so that I could, say, jump from a building, then reload before (or upon) dying.

If I had two functions, it'd be Quicksave/Auto-Reload and F1 (Help), provided that the help screens weren't written by a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters in some Micro$oft warehouse somewhere... Or Alt-Tab, that'd be nice, switch between active programs quickly...

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V

Create loads of clones of myself.

 

[Xrysthos]

I can imagine Ctrl+Z being popular with the emo crowd.

I'd say Ctrl+X would be more popular. Anyhow, quicksave/load would be the most enjoyable computer function to use in real life. It'd make life a whole lot easier.

 

[ErGo]

The search function, I would find all the stuff I lost.

Ctrl+f

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I can imagine Ctrl+Z being popular with the emo crowd.

I'd say Ctrl+X would be more popular. Anyhow, quicksave/load would be the most enjoyable computer function to use in real life. It'd make life a whole lot easier.

Bugger, hit the wrong key, and didn't pick it up. My joke is ru-eened.
But then undoing the cuts means they get to make them again.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Ctrl+Z

The stuff I would gladly undo...

 

[dontworryaboutit]

So very many.

Delete 'Idiots' would be all I can think of for now though.

That would wipe out 90 odd% of the world`s population,you`d bring an end to humankind and be the greatest genocidal manic in human history

And what's the downside?

 

[keinushi]

Change avatar = change appearance.
Voice Modding software
Put it all together and you have
INSTANT PLASTIC SURGERY or GENDER CHANGE (you never know where that will come in handy.

 

[Hitman 43]

What would it be? Things like save, rename, delete, etc, to use on anything or anyone.
I know I'd have undo, god knows that would be handy nearly every day.

I agree. I'd choose undo.

 

[keinushi]

^ That or just delete Africa and Mexico ^_^

 

[G1eet]

CTRL + F and CTRL + ALT + DELETE.

I'd be the worlds best assassin!

Nice.

Definitely not the calculator function; I might divide by zero accidentally.