[HEADING=3]OH GOD[/HEADING]Barbas said:[HEADING=2]TOO LATE[/HEADING]SkarKrow said:
[HEADING=2]YOU KILLED HIM!![/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]Darn you all to heck![/HEADING]
If You Found Santa In Your House, What Would You Do?
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[HEADING=2]YOU KILLED HIM!![/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]Darn you all to heck![/HEADING]
analyse; determine threat. if santa=true, then bow and resume suspended protocol. if santa=false, command to leave. subsequent action threads off topic.
Considering he gets a glass of whiskey at every household and he has to visit like a billion houses it just help him out (kinda like a drivers mate does with a delivery driver) in exchange for free booze then after the shift we'd go back to his grotto and chill with his Hoe Hoe Hoes. Id then ask him if he delivered my lambourghini aventador and he'd be like "I was saving a special present for you" and he hands me my keys to my aventador
Santas got some fine ass hoe hoe hoes
Santas got some fine ass hoe hoe hoes
Everyone is thinking too small, stealing all the presents, taking santa hostage or being nice, pshhhh.
I would replace the presents and coal with nanotech that transforms into deathbots when opened. Then I can take the whole world hostage and become supreme overlord of earth, mwhahahahah.
Oh damn I gave away my plan.
I would replace the presents and coal with nanotech that transforms into deathbots when opened. Then I can take the whole world hostage and become supreme overlord of earth, mwhahahahah.
Oh damn I gave away my plan.
As the song goes, I'd get him Cookies and Beer so he'd come to my home first next year.
Maybe if I can get him warmed up to me, maybe he'll give me a nice Christmas miracle like a lottery jackpot, or something.
Maybe if I can get him warmed up to me, maybe he'll give me a nice Christmas miracle like a lottery jackpot, or something.
Assuming I somehow knew he was the real deal and not just some robber dressed up, there would be a long moment where we'd just stare at each other. Then I'd say, "So you're him, huh. ...Would you like a White Russian? Maybe sit down, watch an episode of Breaking Bad?"
I'd have to rethink my view of the world, maybe start going to church or therapy or something, but that would come later.
I'd have to rethink my view of the world, maybe start going to church or therapy or something, but that would come later.
I'd apologize again for that incident 20 years ago.
Though it really wasn't my fault...
You live in a neighborhood like that, you see a big guy coming through your window, you don't stop to ask questions....
Though it really wasn't my fault...
You live in a neighborhood like that, you see a big guy coming through your window, you don't stop to ask questions....
Magical beings of folklore and mainstream religion are very different things, please do not take up christianity as a hobby if you see Santa Claus.Johnny Impact said:
Obvious humor was obvious. But all right, let's play.SkarKrow said:
Religious figures *are* magical beings of folklore, and mainstream religion *is* a hobby.
Jesus rose from the dead and could heal the sick? Well, vampires and their blood are said to do the same thing. The fact that millions of people claim to believe in Jesus but not vampires adds zero credibility to the Jesus myth. Loki, Osiris, and yes, Santa Claus are no more or less real than Jesus. Folklore, not fact.
As for hobbies, we do things that add meaning and satisfaction to our lives. Some paint. Some hike. Some gather and say words to beings who don't exist. Please do not tell me religion is a way of life. Coming to church for a few hours one day a week is the same as being in a bowling league. That doesn't make religion worthless. It can help people feel fulfilled. As with most hobbies, it simply means most people don't (and shouldn't) build their lives around it.
Obvious humour was obvious, I was playing off it not seeking a debate over it xPJohnny Impact said:
I agree with everything you stated, and will add that religion is a crutch for those who have not shed the infantile need for a superior being (an adult, a parent or guardian, or older sibling) to guide them through life.
