If you got a job on The Escapist...

[Arkhangelsk]

What would your job be? For what reason would they hire you? I like to think that I'd be a reviewer, for my cynical but justified nature.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Latinidiot]

help Ian Dorsch out, probably.
perhaps write an article or two

 

[FROGGEman2]

Write articles, review games, edit, y'know, editor stuff.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Id go round swinging my ban hammer!

 

[wooty]

One of the guys who dilligently searches the net looking for those strange and slightly cool news stories, a bit like what Funk does

Edit, or Graham Starks job on ENN or Unskippable, that would be great

 

[Xeros]

I'd be on the Banhammer Patrol.

 

[Jedamethis]

Moderator. Perhaps a little article writing as well...

 

[Actual]

They'd hire me to find excuses to ban people. This is pretty much what I do in my rl job anyways. So Community Moderator with a Vengeance would be my job title. That or Company Sanctioned Troll

 

[zen5887]

I would compose stuff =D

 

[Neonbob]

I'd probably wind up as a tech team member.
...one that hardly knows what to do and winds up getting sent out to get stuff for the people who know what they're doing.
Soooo...basically an intern.
:-D

 

[Distorted Stu]

Tea Boy, Mod, Tech head, graphic designer & Researcher! Im pretty talented now i think about it.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'd be the office hobo.
No one's really sure why he's there, or why he has yet to be kicked out, but he's as much a part of the place as the walls or the furniture.
I'd be sort of like a chair that periodically yells gibberish at people trying to use the copier.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Mod. We can always use more. But since one who askes to be a mod never become a mod I just got killed of all chances of getting hired

 

[Robert632]

i'd be a mod. it's about the only thing i'd be able to do.

 

[GeneralGrant]

I would collect one or two paychecks before being fired for not doing anything.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd be the one who makes everyone else look important by how untalented I am.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I'd probably do a column on the sheer randomness that is the world we live in politics and religion.