If you got a job on The Escapist...

[RanD00M]

...I'd be useless. I can't really do anything in real life, barely manage my job as it is><

As a clerk.How can that be hard?

 

[Ambient2100]

I dunno... cafeteria cook perhaps.

 

[El Poncho]

I would be the guy who gets fired.

 

[mikecoulter]

I'd love to be a reviewer, or a proof reader. Also wouldn't mind being a server monkey.

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

...I'd be useless. I can't really do anything in real life, barely manage my job as it is><

As a clerk.How can that be hard?

Should tell you I'm quite incompetent when it comes to jobs, right?^^

 

[RanD00M]

...I'd be useless. I can't really do anything in real life, barely manage my job as it is><

As a clerk.How can that be hard?

Should tell you I'm quite incompetent when it comes to jobs, right?^^

That would explain everything right from the bat.

 

[Trivun]

I'd probably be a reviewer, or write articles (or both). That'd be pretty cool, and I'm apparently a pretty good writer, too .

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd be the "Assistant to Mr. Funk" and I would assist him.

 

[sephiroth1991]

I'll proberly be just a critic

And it would be awesome

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'd be the "Assistant to Mr. Funk" and I would assist him.

I think the "Assistant to Mr. Funk" part cleared up what you were going to do. Unless you're one of those evil assistants who will try to steal his job. :O

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I would review games, that came out last gen and Playstaion era. Games we all know that is bullshit. I'll write the articles and make funny snip about them.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Simple, I'd be the Admiral.

 

[Danik93]

I would be the Sports Guy (see How I Met Your Mother)

 

[YoUnG205]

I would probs be a mod or maybe write a few articles, However mod would have to be first as the escapist can some times suffer from trolls.

 

[A random person]

I'd probably write reviews similar to my Nanoha review and perform mod duties. With the latter I'd be mostly laid back, but I'd be lying if I denied that there are certain users I'd be harsh to.

 

[Iron Mal]

I'd probably try my hand at writing articles or reviews (although I guess I could also try wielding the mighty banhammer as a Mod, never hurts to have more people keeping an eye out for trouble).

 

[SantoUno]

Definitely reviewer, and occasionally write misc articles.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I guess I'd be a member of the production department. Mostly specializing in motion graphics and animation.