If you got a job on The Escapist...

[Pimppeter2]

The guy who struts around the office naked.

.... or a reviewer

 

[Swaki]

review indie and smaller games, "it's not the size that matters".. or you know the second thing i come to think of.

 

[XJ-0461]

Be a moderator, write some reviews, still post in the forums, make some nes posts, that sort of thing.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

Something to do with biscuits...

Like, in the office...honestly.

EDIT: Or Banhammer it up

 

[Canadaftw]

I would the guy who just sits in a small dark room playing Team Fortress 2 all day that noone understands why I even get payed to do that. They would also notice that every night a videogame goes missing. Edit: This answer probably explains why I have very few friends....

 

[waterhazard]

review indie and smaller games, "it's not the size that matters".. or you know the second thing i come to think of.

I would read that.
As for me I would probably write the news and some articles whilst dabbling in a bit of trolling.

 

[Irridium]

I would start re-reviewing games of the previous generations.
To remind the youngins of what came before them and remind the old ones of the good old days.

First review would be Goldeneye 007, still the best FPS ever.

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

...I'd be useless. I can't really do anything in real life, barely manage my job as it is><

 

[AkJay]

Hopefully I would become a janitor (On the website) and clean out some of the annoying asshole on here.

 

[Davey Woo]

Probably the guy who walks around telling everyone that they haven't done something how I think they should do something and then eventually get fired for being a dick.

 

[The DSM]

Probably be a mod.

And make an Anime/Manga section on the forums so the threads stop popping up.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I'd either be the guy who runs and get's everyone's food for lunch, generic office guy number 5, or maybe a mod. Could even be one of those guys you never see...all behind the scenes ninja-like!

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

I'd be the one who makes everyone else look important by how untalented I am.

This. Or a mod. Or a behind the scenes guy. If they have those.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd be the one who makes everyone else look important by how untalented I am.

This. Or a mod. Or a behind the scenes guy. If they have those.

They do. They exist solely to bring coffe to the IMPORTANT people who aren't YOU. They also are there to cater to every whim of the staff.

 

[waterhazard]

Hopefully I would become a mod (On the website) and clean out some of the annoying asshole on here.

fix'd

 

[AkJay]

Hopefully I would become a mod (On the website) and clean out some of the annoying asshole on here.

fix'd

Maybe you don't understand, a Moderator is more important than a Janitor. A Janitor is just a person that cleans up spam/trolls/useless threads, where as a moderator is more of like the police of a forum, get it?

 

[Captain Shambert]

Demolitions expert.

 

[waterhazard]

Maybe you don't understand, a Moderator is more important than a Janitor. A Janitor is just a person that cleans up spam/trolls/useless threads, where as a moderator is more of like the police of a forum, get it?

I see fix withdrawn

 

[RanD00M]

I would be a coffee boy.I'm not funny enough to write good articles.And my reviewing skills suck.Check out my only review to see how it sucks.

I will not tell you what i reviewed unless someone asks.

 

[Urgh76]

i would be the ALL POWERFUL BAN-HAMMER!!!!