If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[mParadox]

You dare question?

 

[xmbts]

I challenge you to a childrens' card game...to the death.

 

[Best of the 3]

I up that to CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

 

[xmbts]

I accept! I place this face down in-*Crashes*

My hair must not be ridiculous enough to play this game.

 

[mParadox]

I raise. Cards in fighter jets. In the Himalayas.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(sigh)
Go ahead, practice your new assassination moves on me. I know you're dying to, and I'm sure that they're all very impressive.

 

[Scde2]

You don't look so tough.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd take you down.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You don't look so tough.

Umm... you're forgetting two important things about me:
1. I'm immortal.
2. I have countless lifetimes' worth of arcane knowledge in my arsenal.

Bring it.

OT:
But why would I want to fight Firefox?
Its my favorite browser...
(pets firefox)
You're such a good browser.
Yes you are.
How's a good browser?
You are.

(realizes that something's wrong here)

Wait a minute... Best? Is that you?

DAMN YOU!!!!

(screams a spell, sends a tornado at Best)

 

[xmbts]

Hey there, *Presses button* see you in five. *Bomb hits TheDoctor*

 

[Best of the 3]

I am the great and powerful Pedofox.

*Walks through the tornado*

It will take more than that to stop the yiff. :3

 

[Sliverwings]

Battle of the Furries... I can dig it...

 

[Amy Sorel]

*Throws sausage on the floor and runs away.

 

[xmbts]

...Stalemate.

 

[Vakz]

*Creeped out by all the things attached to back*
No way I'm fighting THAT!

 

[Hman121]

put out my cigarette on her forehead

 

[Hman121]

put out my cigarette on her forehead.

 

[xmbts]

I'd make the clones fight each other.

Spoiler: That or call in the other one of me

 

[Hman121]

play doubles on that tennis court on top of a building.

 

[xmbts]

I'd shave that beard, that would probably ruin his day.