If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Dango]

Look for a glowing red weak point.

 

[Best of the 3]

Give him one swift backhander.

 

[Dango]

Use propaganda to get him to fight for me.

 

[Best of the 3]

Send a spy to sabotage his forces.

 

[Dango]

Counter the spy with pyros.

 

[Best of the 3]

Counters pyros with Demoman.

 

[Hman121]

make them smoke a carton of cigs till they puke.

 

[Best of the 3]

Smash his glasses into his own skull.

 

[Hman121]

poison the cake ...with glass

 

[Best of the 3]

Throw glass cake in his face.

 

[Best of the 3]

Beat him to a pulp for ninja-ing my post and in turn revealing the mon'dness.

 

[xmbts]

Tear his clothes off and throw him into a thorn-bush.

 

[Best of the 3]

Why are you fiddling with my boy "cake"? =3

I'd give him an overdoes of cake made with love.

 

[xmbts]

Start singing 'Don't worry, Be Happy'.

 

[Scde2]

Find shovel.
Use on its face.
???????
PROFIT!!!!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Mine would piss you off with alot of math references, then turn into a half human half lion thing and tear you apart if you dont have a psyche pin.

though, if you're fighting my guy, you're already dead, so it would matter either way unless you beat him, and then you have to decide if you or your partner gets to live again.

yes... my guy is so bad ass you get a partner to fight him. and usually he'll be so bad ass my guy will get a psychotic ***** who's half human half tiger when she fights to join and tear you to peices with speed and power.

 

[TimeLord]

But it's a cat girl....
I refuse to attack!

EDIT: Ninja'd! I will attack the scary shouty guy with a mallet!

 

[Scde2]

I would insult his stupid fez.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Stab the fucker right in the eyes. And then light his eyeless corpse on fire.