If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Sacman]

Slap him...

 

[Hman121]

Sit down and offer some hot tea, she looks cold...

@TheDoctor455: I don't want to fight you, man. I've been through too much. Here, have some tea and a pair of sunglasses.

 

[Nouw]

Being a rather normal person I'd just throw a pie and mutter a one-liner. How about *points to title

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why fight? Mind if I just back you up?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

This thing must have lasers.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You! You need Linux on you!

 

[Nouw]

Hey it says friendly!

 

[Scde2]

I'd eat the pie. Then he would be unarmed.

 

[Sacman]

I would challenge him to a duel and get one of my friends to come up from behind and hit him with a chair...<.<

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I have no idea what to do.

 

[Scde2]

Kick 'em.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Will do.

*Kick*

 

[xmbts]

I stand by my plan of hugging them into submission.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@xmbts: If she can withstand my hugging, yours is nothing.

OT: Improvisation duel.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I must install Linux!
You there! Stop!
Your UFO needs Linux on it!

(jumps and grabs onto Xpwn's UFO, and installs Linux on it)

You're welcome!

(jumps off, and watches as the UFO crashes)

 

[xmbts]

I'm going to poke you in the forehead for a few hours.

 

[The Clown]

*Slides a small knife between his shoulder-blades.*

 

[xmbts]

*Head spins 180 degrees and shoots The Clown in the face*

 

[Best of the 3]

Push that big red buttin. Lets see what it does.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I want that eyepatch!!!!!