If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[The Clown]

*rips out his brain and liquifies it, then burns in, and scatters each individual burnt cell into a different dimention, then does the same to his body, therefore leaving no possible part of him to think or act to regroup and reform*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Who touched my big red button!?

 

[Hman121]

*attempts to use xmbts as a human-like shield and shoots at The Clown*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*rips out his brain and liquifies it, then burns in, and scatters each individual burnt cell into a different dimention, then does the same to his body, therefore leaving no possible part of him to think or act to regroup and reform*

Still doesn't work, because that assumes I didn't try to stop you during all of that.

So, before you got into my head I grabbed your arms, broke them, and then dumped you at a Birthday Entertainers' convention.

 

[brtshstel]

I'm motherfucking Batman. Beating up freaks like you is like a slow Tuesday to me. I've been through time too. Sherlock Holmes is pretty damn smart too; the stories don't lie. [sub]But the storybooks never told you about how good he can fight after he's had a few rounds of scotch![/sub]

 

[xmbts]

Hey look! The Joker!
*Hits him in the back of the head with a frying pan*

 

[brtshstel]

Hey look, a weaboo of the opposite sex who is interested in you! (points and laughs, then hit with a Baterang)

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm motherfucking Batman. Beating up freaks like you is like a slow Tuesday to me. I've been through time too. Sherlock Holmes is pretty damn smart too; the stories don't lie. [sub]But the storybooks never told you about how good he can fight after he's had a few rounds of scotch![/sub]

Except... I am immortal... I just keep coming back... no Lazarus Pit needed.

I'm not even hostile to you or anyone else... or at least I wasn't until you attacked me.

*draws a sword, mutters a spell, making me move extremely fast... faster than the Flash, zips around Batman shredding him to ribbons*

Hmm.. Batman pie does sound good... anyone else want some?

 

[xmbts]

Hey look, a weaboo of the opposite sex who is interested in you! (points and laughs, then hit with a Baterang)

Hey I take offense to that. [sub][sub]Call me a weaboo*grumbling*[/sub][/sub]

OT:

Spoiler: I think I'm going to hit you with everything I have for laughs.

And I do love using this gif.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey look, a weaboo of the opposite sex who is interested in you! (points and laughs, then hit with a Baterang)

Hey I take offense to that. [sub][sub]Call me a weaboo*grumbling*[/sub][/sub]

OT:

Spoiler: I think I'm going to hit you with everything I have for laughs.

And I do love using this gif.

And what exactly do you hope to accomplish with that?

Especially since...

*mutters a spell, achieving the same effect as if the "sexy teim" button had been pressed*

 

[xmbts]

...Fine then I'll bring out the secret weapon.

*Starts accusing Doc of cheating in a loud obnoxious manner*

 

[TheDoctor455]

...Fine then I'll bring out the secret weapon.

*Starts accusing Doc of cheating in a loud obnoxious manner*

Er... doesn't quite work.

There's no "admin" here... at least not in that sense.

So... you're just annoying.

 

[xmbts]

That's the plan.
*Starts blaring a car alarm noise*

 

[TheDoctor455]

In that case...

*mutters a spell, now xmbts is in the Far Realms, and well beyond my earshot*

 

[Nouw]

If I say Yippie Kay Aye ************, you will die.

 

[TheDoctor455]

If I say Yippie Kay Aye ************, you will die.

You just said it, and I'm still here.

 

[Nouw]

Oh really? You'll be blinded by the sheer badassery of John Mclane!

 

[TheDoctor455]

No I am not.

I'm rather under-whelmed actually.

 

[Nouw]

How do you like that?

 

[Spoonius]

At least I'd get some delicious pie.