If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[The Clown]

*stumbles backwards from the blow, his nose squeeks as his is struck, he then twirls in the air and swings both shovels at either side of xmbts' head*

 

[xmbts]

*Ducks and swings at the Clown's knees*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*presses a button marked "soup"*

 

[The Clown]

*he is swept off his feet by the blow but recovers in mid-air, turning what started as a fall forwards into a forward flip, as he came back round to being upright he brought a shovel down hard on xmbts' head with huge force*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Urge to kill: rising.

*Head is dented slightly, swings upward into the Clowns chin*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, gluing xmbts and the Clown together*
There, now shut up.

 

[xmbts]

*Swings the Clown into Doc*
Victory!

 

[The Clown]

ssshhh, we're fighting (ignores glueing post)

*stumbles back from the blow, then drops one of the shovels and grips the other with two hands and begins to swing wildly at xmbts*

 

[xmbts]

*Uses mouth gun to put a round in both knees and takes a hammer to each temple numerous times*

 

[TheDoctor455]

ssshhh, we're fighting (ignores glueing post)

*stumbles back from the blow, then drops one of the shovels and grips the other with two hands and begins to swing wildly at xmbts*

You cannot ignore that.

*mutters a spell, the Clown is now stuck to the ground with xmbts stuck on top of him.*

 

[The Clown]

*the clown falls to his knees, his face contorted with pain, the two hammers strike him him and his head begins to shake cartoon style, the shaking subsides and the clown stands up again, panting "That... really... hurt" he said as he took a lazy sweep at xmbts' legs*

(please leave us to fight)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Where did I put Asakura's knife? Here it is. Battle begin.

 

[Hman121]

I would like to join as well. *pulls out butterfly knife from before* God, I hope that guy doesn't show up again...

 

[TheDoctor455]

*the clown falls to his knees, his face contorted with pain, the two hammers strike him him and his head begins to shake cartoon style, the shaking subsides and the clown stands up again, panting "That... really... hurt" he said as he took a lazy sweep at xmbts' legs*

(please leave us to fight)

I can't do that.. look at the destruction around you that both of you have wrought.
If I allow this to continue, the universe might end.

*mutters a spell, the ground swallows the Clown and xmbts, trapping them in time as they quickly begin to fossilize*

OT:
*mutters a spell, setting Hman on fire*

 

[Hman121]

AHH, I THOUGHT WE TEAMED UP!

*jumps into lake, throws a fish at TheDoctor455*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Use a fire/wind spell on him.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Motsu would be dead in matter of seconds.....In a good way.

 

[Hman121]

WHY MUST I BE ON FIRE?!

*is handed a bucket of water, uses on self*

WafflesandBacon, I use my mob connections to plant a bomb on your person set to detonate when your Posts grow to 19450

 

[xmbts]

*Explodes out of the ground*

You can't fossilize me, that's just silly.

Now then all I have to do is break your glasses take that cigarette and shave your beard, then you will be powerless.

 

[Spoonius]

Falcon Punch.