If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Spoonius]

Wow... a Yank who likes Vegemite... now I've seen it all.

Also, death by Vegemite.

 

[Vrex360]

Kangaroo versus Sangheili... as long as this isn't kickboxing then I win.

 

[Spoonius]

"My joeys will blot out the sun!"

 

[Hman121]

"Then we shall fight in the shade!"

*Jumps out of Vegemite avalanche, pulls out twin Uzis*

For the record, I'm Mexican.

*Starts shooting at I_am_a_Spoon*

 

[Spoonius]

*Starts throwing poisoned tortillas*

PS: There's a U.S. flag on your profile.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Anything to use this Gif.

 

[Hman121]

*steals a rifle from xmbts and starts to shoot down tortillas*

You're right, there's no way you could've known I was Mexican, my bad.

*tosses rifle back to xmbts*

got anything else I can borrow?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*impales Hman through the heart with Stormbringer*

Don't fight it... the Black Blade is already feasting on your soul.
You are dead.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Doc, your avatar is so overpowered.

I demand a nerf.

Okay...

*Opens a Portal to a dimension where nothing can survive... except for me and Stormbringer.I throw Stormbringer into the Portal, and close it.*

There. That takes care of that... I think I'll stay away from spells for a while as well... instead... I will rely mostly on an ordinary blade and some mind-fuckery.

Smug? Care to join forces?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay then...

*mind-fucks Hman into thinking that he is a zombie, and points him in the direction of xmbts, K-Stan, and the Clown.*

 

[xmbts]

*Shoots Hman in the face with a rifle*

Boring.

*Steps on Smug*

Might not kill you but I'm heavier and can keep you stuck there.

 

[Hman121]

AHHHHH! WHY AM I ZOMBIE?!?!?!
KIIIIILLL MEEE?!?!
OOOOORRRR, BEEETTEEEERRRR YEEEEEETTT, CHANGE ME BAAAAACK!!!!

 

[xmbts]

Well unlike everyone else here I can't bend reality at a whim. But I do have an assortment of things to end you with.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Truce everyone?

Okay... how about we all play Left 4 Dead instead of trying to kill each other?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I call Bill.