If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Spoonius]

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*Swings back*

*Misses, largely due to drunken condition*

 

[Hman121]

*gives tequila bottle*

drink up

*drinks own tequila bottle*

 

[xmbts]

*Fetches rum in an attempt to intoxicate the opponent*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Explosives, huh?
I'll use my elemental spells to counter them.

 

[The Clown]

Hey *punches with his vodka fist*

 

[scorptatious]

I'll use the power of indoctrination to convince him to fight for me. And than steal his vodka.

 

[xmbts]

I'd smack him in his big head.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I'm dead. No question. You can't mess Cyborg Noodle and win.

 

[Hman121]

I'd use my mafia connections to make it rain endless vodka.

 

[xmbts]

I'd summon chocolate rain. There will be no survivors.

 

[Inodio]

Steal the hat. That'll wipe that smug smile off..... her? his?..................
that face!

 

[ksn0va]

Falcon Punch!

 

[Vrex360]

I suspect I have a good chance against a few smiling eggs.

EDIT: 8000 posts... WOOT!

 

[ringwraiths48]

pretend to be a normal cactus so he wouldn't attack me.

 

[Vrex360]

Won't work, normal Cacti are also on my 'kill list'.

 

[Fawcks]

It looks scary.

I might huddle up in a corner and cry.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Not that a ship wouldn't just flatten a fox outright.. but ..well it just would. Either that or BB-Q it with my engine.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I can't fight you..we are dating!

*heavy mechanized breathing.*
NO.

*breathing*

We aren't.

 

[xmbts]

*Punches in the face*
Oh I'm sorry I thought you were someone else...My bad.