if you had a Portal Gun, what would you do?

[stormcrow5]

I would end up killing my self with a misshot portal and smashing into something at some crazy speed

 

[ADeskofRichMahogany]

What would I NOT do if I had a Portal gun, that's a better question!

 

[General BrEeZy]

sadly, probably just scare some girls. them half naked would be just a bonus. but i dont indulge in girls very often, so i'd do something regarding money or long-range travel more often. or just plain dumbf*ckery. again, just screw with people, those are the most rewarding jokes.

 

[Red Alastor]

Shoot one in a plane and visit the whole world for free

 

[Lucifer dern]

after i got over putting one on each side of a corridor and going hahahahahahaha! for a couple of hours id probibly see if i could put a mini portal inside christina scarbias pants...failing that
revolutionise porn with all sortsa new positions
including making sitting on ones own face optional to everyone!!
and then finaly put one on bed. then when ever i find my self drifing of at colledge id never be far from a pillow.

 

[BonsaiK]

What would YOU do?

One portal at home, one at work, bye bye commuting time. Save myself a lot of money on transport that way.

Also would be a great tool for loading equipment into venues.

But wouldn't the hundreds of people wandering into your house get annoying?

Meh, business as usual!

 

[coldshadow]

I would get so good with it that I could move around like david bowie in laberinth

 

[Jedamethis]

What would YOU do?

One portal at home, one at work, bye bye commuting time. Save myself a lot of money on transport that way.

Also would be a great tool for loading equipment into venues.

But wouldn't the hundreds of people wandering into your house get annoying?

Meh, business as usual!

That's a rather odd business you have there 0.o

 

[wolf92]

Sentence twilight fans to a never ending loop of nausea

 

[BonsaiK]

What would YOU do?

One portal at home, one at work, bye bye commuting time. Save myself a lot of money on transport that way.

Also would be a great tool for loading equipment into venues.

But wouldn't the hundreds of people wandering into your house get annoying?

Meh, business as usual!

That's a rather odd business you have there 0.o

Yes, it is. I say that to myself often.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I'd probably just use it to have fun with people, oh, and maybe to get around easier.

 

[Artemus_Cain]

Steal shit. That's really all I can think of. Put a sniper scope on one, hit a store front, take all I wanted, and get out of there before anyone could say "what the fuck."

Not the best plan... but other than self sodomy/fellatio that's all I can think of.

 

[Choppaduel]

open an international shipping company

 

[Jedamethis]

What would YOU do?

One portal at home, one at work, bye bye commuting time. Save myself a lot of money on transport that way.

Also would be a great tool for loading equipment into venues.

But wouldn't the hundreds of people wandering into your house get annoying?

Meh, business as usual!

That's a rather odd business you have there 0.o

Yes, it is. I say that to myself often.

Why? Nervous habit?

 

[Helimocopter]

create a portal in a random wall in a small hallway, throw things at people as they walk by

 

[joshuaayt]

Isn't the ASHPD really, really dangerous? Like, crazy dangerous damnit Chell put that thing down dangerous?
Well, anyway, I'd do what I have told myself I'd do if I ever got or could command a superpower (Yes, that does include countries, and glowing too.)- Become a superhero.
I mean, I'd have to rebuild the entire world in those shower tiles first. But hey- even before then- the Showernator, right?

 

[Crispee]

Lend it to some Science boffins and let them create a perpetual motion machine that gives the world theoretically unlimited energy, then I´d use it for extremely mundane tasks such as walking to the other side ofthe room or something.

 

[Baldry]

I would rape myself in the as- Oh...Damn you! And just to check WHO has ever thought this? I certainly haven't!

on gamefaqs someone made this topic and 99% were "i'd put one on a peice of wood, one on a wall and fuck myself"

Well ain't that lovely

 

[Blue Musician]

This. A least for a while.

I just love that! Easily my favorite choice!
Other than that, I would just put a Portal from my house to the Conservatorium, which would save me 2 hours of traveling per day!
And maybe I would just get a Portal for being able to steal some cake!