Who would want to ass fuck themselves, that doesn't sound like fun. I would probably do some theft and some traveling.
if you had a Portal Gun, what would you do?
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I would use it for travel. Cheap, fun travel.
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and to launch my enemies out of the sides of very tall buildings
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and to launch my enemies out of the sides of very tall buildings
Put one in my room, mail the portal gun to my boyfriend in California, and have him put the other in his room. That way I wouldn't have to deal with a long bus ride.
1) put first portal into toilet
2) put second portal on ceiling above toilet
3) wait for someone make toilet
4) ???
5) PROFIT!
2) put second portal on ceiling above toilet
3) wait for someone make toilet
4) ???
5) PROFIT!
Analyze it, mass produce it, install them on robots and use them to take over every last bit of this and every other universe.
What would I do? People seem to be forgetting the immense sciance behind the portal gun, and all that you could do with that tech, besides the gun. Firstly, the worlds water problems would be over, just place a huge water silo on mars with a portal at the bottom, (that when slightly modified, could have one sender portal, and a billion recievers) and everyone would have this omnitool kinda thing where you would press a button, and a water tap would come out the wall. Second, all residental areas would be placed on mars (or wherever) too, with windows from portals and doors from portals, so you could move instantly from any location to any location. Third, actually I could go on and on about this, I've been thinking about this alot.
Buy a large cheap house in a cheap country, or build a huge underground bunker, Put 1 portal where you would get in.
Make another portal on a panel the same size as a door, or if possible on a cloth or flexible surface.
Now your home is where ever you are...a bit like a tardis effect.
You could do simular things for windows, Have a grill with a portal on one side leading to a hot place like a desert for heating, and one in a cold place like the Antarctic for cooling.
Also free power, have a water tank up high make it run down to a genorator and them poral it back up to tank...constant electricity.
A few other ideas:
1. Inspired from Simpson, one on wall one by loo, dare i say more
2. One in room one on a wall one on some movable surface to aid moving around...maybe an RC Plane of some sort or helicopter...or be boring work and home...home and good place
3. home shop wait till shop closes
4. same as 3 but bank
Make another portal on a panel the same size as a door, or if possible on a cloth or flexible surface.
Now your home is where ever you are...a bit like a tardis effect.
You could do simular things for windows, Have a grill with a portal on one side leading to a hot place like a desert for heating, and one in a cold place like the Antarctic for cooling.
Also free power, have a water tank up high make it run down to a genorator and them poral it back up to tank...constant electricity.
A few other ideas:
1. Inspired from Simpson, one on wall one by loo, dare i say more
2. One in room one on a wall one on some movable surface to aid moving around...maybe an RC Plane of some sort or helicopter...or be boring work and home...home and good place
3. home shop wait till shop closes
4. same as 3 but bank
I'd jump out of a plane without a 'chute. But I have a cunning plan to not die. Watch as I illustrate it in crude, MS Paint-o-vision:
1) I jump out of the plane at an angle (this bit's important) and have my fun. As I get close to the ground, I place two portals. The Blue one (marked X in case you're colour blind) directly beneath me, and the Orange one slightly offset. If I seem to be veering, I'll re-adjust the blue portal so I don't die. I marked it runway for some reason, but this can be anywhere.
2) This means I come flying out of the orange portal at terminal velocity, but begin to decelerate and eventually fall due to gravity's downward force. Because I jumped at an angle, I don't just fall into the Orange portal again, so I fall into the blue portal, adjusting the position if necessary. This eventually gets me to a velocity at which I can safely exit the portals and survive. It also gives the added benefit of having the effect of multiple skydives, from lower and lower heights. Exhilarating 
If anyone sees a flaw in the physics, let me know.
[sub]I know the drawings are shit, they're just trying to help visualise[/sub]
If anyone sees a flaw in the physics, let me know.
[sub]I know the drawings are shit, they're just trying to help visualise[/sub]
I think friction would play a massive part in this. Obviously you'd get to a point where the gravity and friction are equal and therefore velocity will reach 0 (terminal velocity?) but I don't think that speed will be enough to do much damage. Plus you can slow yourself down by simply grabbing onto the sides and using your hands as brakes.Kris015 said:For a while? Dude, you'd go faster and faster so if someone were to remove the portal you would get shot right into the ground and splatter.Devi Darkside said:
I'd probably see if i couldn't find some way to get into Area 51 or something
Not sure what I'd do that hasn't been already mentioned. I'd pretty much do what everyone else has said here and then some other things when I think of them.
What happens if you fail........mikecoulter said:
Id most likely put a protal at the end of a water slide and one at the top.