IF you had a slege hammer....

[White_Hawk]

and you couldnt get in trouble what would you hit?
and please dont pull 'your mum jokes' or the similar.

 

[Lilani]

I'd go upstairs and tear up the floor above mine the next time those stupid guys who live up there get rowdy. A few weeks ago they were "jousting" in the hallway at 3 AM. Stampeding up and down the hallway with their shoes on and crashing into each other. It finally stopped when another girl from my floor went up there and thoroughly rebuked them. I think police threats were involved, too.

 

[Swaki]

everything, i would just walk around singing and fucking everything that crossed my path up, please not everyTHING, life would be great if i could just smash things, and unlike red faction i would be able to smash things that weren't red or grey.

 

[Broady Brio]

Smash my next door neighbour's house.

 

[Radeonx]

My wall.
I want to extend my room.

 

[nuqneh1]

The guy who thought it was a good idea to make Alien 3. I hated that movie.

Thats pretty much it.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'd hammer in the morning, in the evening, and all over this land.

 

[The Paradigm]

2 words: Red Faction Guerilla

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd hammer down the doors to the tobacco stores and steal all the ciagrettes.

 

[Harlemura]

Why, Electro-Sappers [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Homewrecker], of course.

Srs face.
Probably a wall. Just smash some useless wall that nobody needs to bits.
No real reason other than it'd be satisfying.

 

[therandombear]

I'd get hammered...badum-tish

OT: Don't know tbh, maybe smash an old TV that's on the attic =/

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd grab a couple of fire axes and some duct tape and go to town on the nearest zombie horde.

Uwe Boll.

************ needs to be taught a lesson about movie making.

Someone clearly hasn't see Rampage. It's a surprisingly good, if messed-up movie.

 

[FrostyChick]

A melon... watermelon, cantaloupe or honeydew, I don't care. I just really want to smash a melon.
>.>
<.<
What? Admit it you want to do it too. -.-

 

[WanderingFool]

Oh man... there are too many faces for me to name... id smash them all...

 

[spartan1077]

I'd hammer anything that I wanted to. Mostly stuff that p*sse* me off. Like censorship people (I'm coming for you google).

 

[Tartarga]

I'd dress up in superhero garb and go around smashing people in the face while screaming Justice! Why? Because it would confuse the hell out of people.

 

[rokkolpo]

Every door I can find.

You won't believe how satisfying wrecking a door can be.

 

[CaptainKoala]

The idiot who broke my wrist on Friday.