IF you had a slege hammer....

[proctorninja2]

this computer would be no more/little tiny bits

 

[Grayjack]

I'd hammer time itself.

 

[Free Thinker]

First, I'd smash in the doors to a local costume shop, come out through a different wall dressed as a Dwarf, and continue through my day breaking everything I deem to be destroyed.

 

[steampunk42]

there is an old mini-van that was abandoned on my road 2 months back and a six pack of coke in the fridge....actually im gonna do that tomorrow....thanks for the inspiration!!!

 

[WolfEdge]

I would hammer THE WORLD.

...Takin' all you jackasses down with me...

 

[Nieroshai]

I have one. I never use it. Used to use it for driving stakes.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

The idiots who made up the law to regulate video games.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Sledgehammer and no punishment? Three words;
Tear Shit Down!

 

[Death God]

Every building in Seattle. When ever I go there, I see hundreds of glass buildings and I have to stop and think, "If only I had a baseball and no rules...", but if I had a sledge hammer, that entire city would be broken by sundown.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I don't have a sledgehammer, but I have a logsplitter, which is pretty close to the same thing, only with an ax head on one side.

As for what I'd hit...well, my football team for sucking monstrous cock this year would be a start. >.>

 

[Lord Devius]

There's this girl I know named Joan. She's quizzical and studies pataphysical science in her home.

Yes, my silver hammer is gonna come down upon her head.

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Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa-oa-oa-oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

Spoiler: 8D

And yes, I actually knew that, didn't have to Google it. Had this stuck in my head for a good year or so after I heard it.

...I'd hit the Pope. Just to watch the shocked faces of so many people and forever be remembered as "That guy who hit the Pope in the face with a sledgehammer."

...I'm odd, yes.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I'd smash a bank machine or thousand...

Hey, what's wrong with cash as the reward for violence against an object with a sledgehammer?

 

[Mr. Omega]

I'd call it the Banhammer, start hitting people on the head with it, yelling, YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED! BANNED FROM LIFE!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I HAVE a sledge hammer and aint nothing fun happenin with it.

 

[Betancore]

I'd pick a fight with a crazy lesbian ninja assassin of some kind. Or pulverise David Miscavige.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I'd hammer Osama Bin Laden & George Bush....in the balls

Nah but seriously I guess I could just drop it off the tallest building in the world and hammer random people.

But I'm not that mean just in theory

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Or I'd just run around outside, and when people are putting out their garbage bins I would hit them with it (preferably not killing them) and scream things like "GARBAGE DAY!" or "TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"

 

[Athol]

I'd dress up in superhero garb and go around smashing people in the face while screaming Justice! Why? Because it would confuse the hell out of people.

Totaly random, I love it!

As for myself, Id hit random things that annoy me. I first idiot who tries to run me down while Im walking is gonna get such a smashing!

 

[Dr Snakeman]

If I had a sledge hammer, I would put a notice on the door to my dorm that read:

"Warning. I have an enormous goddam hammer. If you make noise and wake me up at three in the morning, I cannot be held responsible for what will become of your room and, in extreme circumstances, your face."

If they didn't heed my warning, I'd be forced to make good on it.