IF you had a slege hammer....

[thahat]

2 words: Red Faction Guerilla

err, cap'n ? i think thats three?

anyway!

id go and hammer some of the higher management of my school out of their ludicrously expensive offices in the top of the tower on the zernikeplein in groningen XD
i think all 40.000 of the students on the squire would indirectly be influenced for the better. not to mention all the teachers ( who would directly be influenced for the better XD)

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Obnoxious people from school... Wait, I have a two pound mini-sledge, this is doable! *puts on ski mask, cape, grabs hammer and runs out of the room.*

 

[dududf]

I'd grab a couple of fire axes and some duct tape and go to town on the nearest zombie horde.

Uwe Boll.

************ needs to be taught a lesson about movie making.

Someone clearly hasn't see Rampage. It's a surprisingly good, if messed-up movie.

Defiler For the fucking win. I love that weapon.

 

[BENZOOKA]

I have a sledge hammer so if I got another sledge hammer, I could hit the first one with it.

 

[Skorpyo]

My own car.

Transmission's about to drop right into the road.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd grab a couple of fire axes and some duct tape and go to town on the nearest zombie horde.

Uwe Boll.

************ needs to be taught a lesson about movie making.

Someone clearly hasn't see Rampage. It's a surprisingly good, if messed-up movie.

Defiler For the fucking win. I love that weapon.

Same here. Especially considering both weapons were readily available just outside the safe zone. I always had a couple defilers and a nailbat handy before I went out there.

 

[randomID]

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

 

[unoleian]

everything, i would just walk around singing and fucking everything that crossed my path...

Sorry, I laughed. I laughed HARD. That made for a most hilarious mental image.

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Simply demolishing a house and everything inside of it sounds like a BLAST.

 

[Ldude893]

There's this girl I know named Joan. She's quizzical and studies pataphysical science in her home.

Yes, my silver hammer is gonna come down upon her head.

[sub][sub]Cookie for reference[/sub][/sub]

 

[lacktheknack]

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is delicious.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I do have a sledgehammer, and everything you do with it is fun

 

[Caligulove]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!?!?
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY??

This is what happens when you FUCK a stranger in THE ASS!!

 

[Something Amyss]

Why, I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the....Oh, dammit.

I'd probably go around breaking the kneecaps of annoying people.

...Nah. I'm not mean enough.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'd hammer anything that I wanted to. Mostly stuff that p*sse* me off. Like censorship people (I'm coming for you google).

Hmmm...Jack Thompson, here I come!

"You see, Jack? You were right!"

Irony? Maybe.

 

[Paksenarrion]

If I couldn't get in any sort of trouble? No consequences whatsoever?

Myself. Repeatedly. In front of the entire world.

No consequences = no pain, no injuries, no death.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I'd go back in time, sneak onto the set of Citizen Kane and use it for it's named purpose, and in doing so , annoy every film snob in the world

Seriously, when is the last time you saw someone hammer a sledge with a sledge hammer?

 

[Triscut900]

A Sapper on sentries