If you had a time machine?

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Dragon_of_red

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Most likely do something wrong and ruin the entire world...

Maybe go back and kill Hitler or something like that... then sit back as and half of you dissapear.
 

General BrEeZy

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go back to 1914, kill Gavrillo Princip to stop Archduke Franz Ferdinand's assassination, which send Serbia and Austria-Hungary into conflict, which eventually rangled up the Russian Empire, Germany, France, the U.K., and so on, WWI happened, and its incredibly sh*tty treaty made Germany a crappy place, which gave rise to Hitler's pessimism, which led to the Nazi's coming to power, WWII & the Holocaust, nukes, all that jazz; the Bolshievek Revolution, Russia going Communist, the spread of Communism, which led to hippies, the McCarthy Era and the Red Scare, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, all the Sh*t that followed, and even more modern things like maybe the Soviet War in Afghanistan, which could probably affect the lives of Saddam and Osama, modern wars yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada i could go on for hours.

that one assassination led to alot of shizzle, huh?

soooooo..either that or give myself a jetpack.
 

Georgie_Leech

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I'd just like to point out they they already used the "America and Russia went to war" for the entire Red Alert series. Besides, considering that most war FPS's play pretty much the same, I don't see why that would make a difference.
 

Oilerfan92

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Id just invent stuff from today, but earlier.

IF youve seen Hotub Timemachine youd know what i mean. Just bet on sports events that i know ( if youve seen HT ill have you know that what happened there WONT happen to me ) invent Google, Basketball, Guns, write MANY hit songs, stop several crimes from occuring ( not ones that are/were vital to advancement, but things that dont need to happen, and a bunch of stuff.

Keep in mind, that many bad things that happen actually have good effects on the future. So be carefull
 

sirpwnsalot65

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i would do the following:
kill hitler
kill the creator of all anime and jrpgs
take stuff back in time and "invent" it
check out what the big bang looked like
save lincon
save kennedy
tell my past self things so i'll sound psychic
erase the terms legit,whippersnapper and the name nicolas from existance
kill that guy who first sold tobacco (i mean the euopean not the first nations guy)
stop slavery
stop george lucas from agreeing to make all of those god awful star wars cartoons and such
find out who jack the ripper was
go forward in time, take stuff, and "invent" it back here
make myself supreme ruler of all things
and finally,
go back in time 2 days so i can reeat that delicious sandwich i had mmmmmmmmm
 

Flishiz

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twistedmic said:
First, I'd go back and get a relative to (or do it myself) invest a shitload into Microsoft, IBM, Sprint and a handful of other companies so that I'd be richer than Bill Gates and Donald Trump combined. Then I'd prevent George Lucas from making his prequel trilogy. After that I'd probably just jump through time messing with people and things.
It's called Berkshire Hathaway, bro. Check their stock price, then shit your pants.
 

MR T3D

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go week in future
get lotto numbers
go back
destroy machine

FLAWLESS VICTORY
 

Antibody

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Imagine if someone from 1910 got a time machine, traveled to 2010 and got one of those crappy $10 MP3 players from any random electronics store. It'd be like alien technology to them. Then imagine if they actually got a non-crappy piece of technology!

I'd do basically the same thing. Go 100 years in the future, get some expensive, advanced technology (that I'd pay for with the money I got from the lottery), and bring it back to the present to give to scientists to reverse engineer. After they do that, I'd go to the future and do the whole process again and again, until after only a few decades humanity would have advanced to a point that would have normally taken thousands of years.
 

c0ld3r

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I would go to the past, secure myself some capital(Investments, stocks, etc.) and a small uncharted island where I can do Science in peace.
 

likalaruku

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Hazy said:
Find the bastard who had the idea to cut Toonami.

And make him pay.
They cut Toonami because it wasn't making money. Blame yourself & all the viewers who refused to watch reruns for the 50th time.
 

TraumaHound

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I'd take my chances with the butterfly effect and go back and prevent myself from various fuckups I've invoked over the years. I'd start with more recent ones then work my way back as needed.

Sure, making money and taking treasures (or getting favored tv programs back on the air) sounds cool but I'd rather see if I could fix my shit and not repeat the same mistakes.
 

CloggedDonkey

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Irridium said:
Hazy said:
Irridium said:
Hazy said:
Ldude893 said:
Hazy said:
Find the bastard who had the idea to cut Toonami.

And make him pay.
I believe Stuart Snyder is the man you're looking for.
Cheers! :D
capin Rob said:
Toonami, wasn't that an anime part of cartoonnetwork?
It was back when Cartoon Network was actually worth a shit.
Where we could listen to the soothing voice of Steve Blum playing a robot named TOM who reviewed games, and showed english dubbed anime.

In short, it was a young and old otaku's dream.
I pretty much died inside the day it was canceled.

I didn't see dad for 3 weeks after that.
Once you get your time machine. Let me know. I wish to assist you.
Toonami was like Adult Swim before Adult Swim. Back when cartoons actually had balls.

Also, I say when we're done with that guy, we find the guy who cancelled Megas XLR.

Glad to have you aboard, my friend.

These crimes against anime-lovers everywhere end. And they end tonight.
Load up, we're going in.
We'll need someone to provide us tech support. A boy genius of some kind...

and don't forget a CQC expert


OT: go back to the sixties and bask in the fact I know when and where almost everything in the entire Vietnam war will happen. that, and see The Beatles.
 

likalaruku

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I guess I'd go back to the Inquisition with a few machine guns & granades & smite as many of gods homicidal little warriors as I could.

I'd also go back to the time of Alexandros Phillipos Makedonan (Alexander of Macedonia) & save Hephastions's life, to find out whether or not it really was lethal dosages of primitave depression medication that offed Earth's greatest warrior.

& lastly, I would raid many ancient libraries before they could be burned down.
 

Mozared

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This might be too Dutch, too mainstream and too incomprehendable for the Escapist, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT6tpUbWOms