If you had one (or more) children, what would

[Casual Shinji]

(I totally stole this joke.)

If I had a kid I'd name him Your Honor.

 

[Marowit]

Anouk if it's a girl, or Bellatrix
Edward if it's a guy (and call him ward).

Personally I'm hoping to have 2 girls, and 1 boy.

 

[Lexodus]

Ariel (Arry-el) for a boy.
I have no ideas for girls names...

That IS a girl's name.

Ariel (Arry-el) for a boy.
I have no ideas for girls names...

Really? You're going to give your son a girls name.

GG.

What makes you think it's a girls name?
Arry-el. Oh, right. I've been saying it in a Spanish accent, so I'll have to move to Spain, or Mexico, where it'll sound good.

Also, having a girls name isn't that bad, look at me.
(Manly Jesse)

The Spanish Inquisition gets to you sometimes. And you never, ever expect it...

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

 

[Benarikun]

Boys: Darius, Jason

Girls: Eva, Rikku, Tanya, Jessica, Clara.

No i don't intend to have 7 kids, these are just ideas for names >_>

 

[Aqualung]

And if it was a boy, it would be Ezio

I would totally bear that child if we could name it Ezio.

Other than that... I'm quite fond of the name Warren, or Charlie for guys. Because then they could totally own the family's speakeasy!

 

[k3v1n]

if it was a boy I would call him 'Rtas Vadumee and if it's a girl cortana...I'm so lonely...

 

[eTe]

And if it was a boy, it would be Ezio

I would totally bear that child if we could name it Ezio.

Other than that... I'm quite fond of the name Warren, or Charlie for guys. Because then they could totally own the family's speakeasy

We could raise him to be a very successful ladies man who's hobbies include running around of roofs and playing with sharp objects!!
I would totally bear that child if we could name it Ezio.

if it was a boy I would call him 'Rtas Vadumee and if it's a girl cortana...I'm so lonely...

I actually like the name Cortana. Court could be a nick name, or Anna. Which would suprise people when you told them the real name.

 

[Aqualung]

And if it was a boy, it would be Ezio

I would totally bear that child if we could name it Ezio.

Other than that... I'm quite fond of the name Warren, or Charlie for guys. Because then they could totally own the family's speakeasy

We could raise him to be a very successful ladies man who's hobbies include running around of roofs and playing with sharp objects!!
I would totally bear that child if we could name it Ezio.

And his creative outlet would be PAINTING! ...Or did I get that wrong?

And it's kind of hard for you to bear a child without a uterus, you know. I, on the other hand, am perfectly capable of popping out a little family of Ezios, Federicos, and Petruccios.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

I'd call mine Axel.

 

[eTe]

I stuffed that quote up, bit it's not easy on an iPhone lol.

And no his best friend Leonardo would be the painter. Or it could be his 3rd brother. Or sister.

 

[ohgodalex]

Jack Ruby.
Not actually a game reference, but whatever.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Boy: Philip J. Howard the 2nd
Girl: Halie or Hayden Jaymes

 

[historybuff]

G: Ziya

B: Jack

 

[Naheal]

God.

For either gender.
Just so I could ensure they suffer horribly at the hands of their classmates for years to come.
Also, when I want to call them to me?
I'll whistle.

"Here God! C'mere!"
In public.

Yeah, I know what you said, but there is no alternate universe where I love kids and I'm still me.
It doesn't fucking work like that.

Have three kids
God
Damn
It.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Gordon if it's a boy
maybe Colette if it's a girl. I do like that name

 

[eTe]

WoW names... Malfurion hah.

Or call your kid Leet maybe?

 

[Aqualung]

WoW names... Malfurion hah.

Or call your kid Leet maybe?

Ultimate1337Mastor57?

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

If I have a boy, I'm naming him Logan, not because that's Wolverine's name, it just seems like an interesting name to me that's not too common. Other than that though, I don't have a clue what I'd name my kids.