If you had Peter Molyneux alone in a room...

[Valentine82]

I'm not going to rant about what a dishonest ..[clip].. I said I wasn't going to rant and I meant it.

I want to know how you feel. If you had Peter Molyneux alone in a room and you knew that nothing you did to him would ever be discovered, what would you do?

What would I do? I would gather some of my friends around him while he was tied to a chair, and start a chant.

"Bait and Switch, Bait and Switch, Bait and Switch."

After a long fifteen minutes of this, I would let him go.

 

[TheLastCylon]

I would have several awkward conversations with him, and then walk out.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Nothing that I did to him would ever be discovered, eh?

Weeell...

 

[Hazy]

Ask him to please not over-hype any of his upcoming games. I found Fable 2 to be less spectacular than he presented it to be.
I would then probably congratulate him on making plenty of incredible titles, such as: Black and White and Dungeon Keeper.
And then.. Awkward staring.
Followed by a handshake, and exit.

 

[D_987]

Thank him for his contribution to the gaming industry and leave...

 

[Yudas]

I would realise that hating someone that designs games (badly?) and wanting to hurt them is stupid, and ask him if he wanted to play a game of chess, instead of being mutilated.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Ask him to please not over-hype any of his upcoming games.
Then probably congratulate him on making plenty of incredible titles.
And then.. Awkward staring.
Followed by a handshake, and exit.

He's really not as bad as people make him out to be.

 

[the protaginist]

Ask him why he took out Longbows in Fable 2.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Ask him to make Fable 3 more like Fable 1, i.e. getting loot from monster drops.

 

[Hazy]

Ask him to please not over-hype any of his upcoming games.
Then probably congratulate him on making plenty of incredible titles.
And then.. Awkward staring.
Followed by a handshake, and exit.

He's really not as bad as people make him out to be.

I never said he was a bad person >_>
I said he hypes his games up to standards the likes of which cannot be topped when the game is finally released. Atleast, that's how I interpreted it. The man made Dungeon Keeper, after all. He cannot be a bad person.

 

[Valentine82]

I would realise that hating someone that designs games (badly?) and wanting to hurt them is stupid, and ask him if he wanted to play a game of chess, instead of being mutilated.

It's not how he makes the games, it's the things he says about them before they're released. Black and White 2 and Fable for instance, good games in their own respects but not the games he sold us.

 

[traceur_]

Start up a conversation over a cup of coffee and then leave at the end of that conversation.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

I would ask him if he wants a cup of tea. Maybe try to talk to him about some of his games if that didn't bother him.

 

[thisisyournamenow]

i would aks him "WHY ALL THE BULLSHIT MATE"

 

[PartyMonkey]

poke him with a stick

 

[Valentine82]

I'd try to help him make his ideas a reality.

Honestly, what the fuck?
He's not a bad guy - he just makes promises he can't keep, like most guys.
"Baby, baby, I promise baby, I'ma be so good to you, baby..." whilst staring down a disproving female figure.
Except the disproving female figure is a bunch of gamers.

...Allow me to help you understand: In this example, you are all angry chicks.
How now, brown cow?
What now, motherfuckers?

I think it's deceptive marketing personally. I think PM knows exactly what he's doing. He was a CEO for Electronic Arts after all.

 

[Sethzard]

Tell him to stop being a spokesperson, he makes his games seem bad, by telling people that his next game will be the best thing since sliced bread.

 

[veloper]

I'd talk about how syndicate and populous and dungeon keeper and magic carpet were great games with original ideas; that I got some enjoyment out of Fable 1 also, but that I don't like the new direction they took with Fable2.

 

[Hookman]

I would slap some sense into that silly He-*****! Maybe then he would get that I dont want my games to be exactly like my own life but with more stereotyping and less violence!