if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Wrong target I'm afraid... you've just wiped a Disney store off the map... so... same effect I guess.

 

[xmbts]

Oh, oops.
Well close enough I guess.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Keep trying... you'll get it eventually.

 

[mParadox]

I will... subdue the 'guardian'!

 

[TheDoctor455]

What? One of the MercyKillers?

 

[mParadox]

Nah.... him...

[sub][sub]guess =3[/sub][/sub]

 

[xmbts]

*Keeps flipping switches*
One of these must do something productive, You! Stop being tied up and help me!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh...
xmbts... you've now destroyed the world's largest Wal-Mart, several thousand Starbucks (still not enough to make a dent in them though), half of Toronto (Canada), Paris (Texas), and what was left of Atlantis.

 

[mParadox]

*throws switch*

*seductive music plays*

Umm....oops?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh crap... you've done it now...
xmbts should be horny in a few seconds...

 

[mParadox]

[hums]Seduction

Seduce

Ain't nobody who's as good as what i do

'Cause one one minute she loves me

The next she don't she get stolen from you..

Like a verbal seduction baby..[/hums]

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell, the speakers short out, turning the seductive music into Benny Hill)
Hmm... that's odd... why is it always Benny Hill...

 

[mParadox]

don't know... could be the pizza...

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: what the!?

I should be more concerned with why Murdoc installed this switch...

 

[TheDoctor455]

So... Benny Hill turns you on, eh?

 

[mParadox]

Even Murdoch should get some fun time to time.

 

[xmbts]

Not using me, and the other Noodle would probably be pretty pissed off about it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm...
odd...
now the music is turning into a bad Beatles rip-off.

 

[xmbts]

*stops* Whew finally, that was getting annoying. Now I have more switches to flip. The results only seem to be getting better.

 

[Dr.Susse]

We need to stop meeting like this.
How about a movie instead?