if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Bigoted boy scouts, right?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What will you wager that before this night is through, you'll end up liking the CFL?

 

[TheDoctor455]

CFL? What?

 

[The Clown]

I am also confused...... *cough* SAY WHAAAAA?????

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah... what exactly did Express put on this pizza?

 

[The Clown]

Dunno, I think I gave him the pizza slice made for clowns and I must have eaten the human pizza..... he's gonna be a little crazy from now on.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd make him eat all the pancakes he could in 5 minutes.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Seriously Express what the fuck did you do to the pizza?

 

[TheDoctor455]

omnomnomnom post yum!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I didn't double post the pizza, that's for sure! Now clean up this mess!

 

[TheDoctor455]

(looks around, the room is now clean)
What mess?
Now... what was the CFL (or whatever) that you put on the pizza?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What? No mans.. that's what you guys were talking about? CFL = Canadian Football League.

I think we should get some chips too.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh... well in that case... I don't care for sports... but whatever.
Sure... chips sound good, and the pizza was pretty good too...
got any soda?

 

[xmbts]

Bleh football.
*Plops down on nearby couch*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(sits next to xmbts, mutters a spell, and two helmets appear)
Its my version of virtual reality... only it doesn't suck.
Just pick an existing game and we can play it in real-time.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

There's nothing wrong with football!

Also, do we want nacho cheese or salsa?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't really care.

And... I'm sorry, but I just can't get into football at all.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Now it's time to knit a pair of socks!

 

[xmbts]

Socks eh? They better not be tube socks.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Meh... why bother?
With my extensive knowledge of the arcane, I can just conjure some new socks.

(mutters a spell, a REALLY good pair of socks appears)