if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

I hear Dumbledore likes socks. the really woolly ones.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*rapes face*

How'd ya like that?

 

[Gamegodtre]

does things that if explained would be found reprehensible by society

then pets her tail and ears

 

[xmbts]

Calls Chris Hanson.

Ahem Could you say that into the mic?

 

[Gamegodtre]

laughs at xmbts
then makes him kill chris hanson

 

[TheDoctor455]

Watches as xmbts inevitably kills Gamegodtre for trying to force him/her to kill someone.

 

[mParadox]

*munches popcorn* Want some?

 

[The Clown]

Yes please *Eats some popcorn*

 

[mParadox]

Butter? Or how about a soda?

 

[The Clown]

Naa, I've got my own toppings. *poors a pinkish slurry onto his popcorn and begins to eat*

 

[mParadox]

O_O

Oh dear. Ah well.

*munches biscuits*

 

[TheDoctor455]

You just can't escape my basement can you?
Are you starting to develop a fear of chairs yet?

 

[mParadox]

Fear is irrelevant. It's the cake which gets me.

 

[The Clown]

*Holds up a giant ice-cream cake*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(takes the cake and eats)
What? I was hungry, fuck off.

 

[mParadox]

*mouth waters* CAKE!!!!

*jumps into cake*

Heaven Heaven! I'm in Heaven!

NOOOOO! Cake.....

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mouth waters* CAKE!!!!

*jumps into cake*

Heaven Heaven! I'm in Heaven!

You do realize that you just tried to jump into my mouth, right?
Well... as long as you're dumb enough to go in on your own... -CRUNCH - mmm...
that was some good assassin.

 

[mParadox]

[Animus 3.0]....restarting[/Animus 3.0]

I feel so violated!

 

[TheDoctor455]

[Animus 3.0]....restarting[/Animus 3.0]

I feel so violated!

Desmond is going to have some fucked-up fake memories before his training is over.

 

[mParadox]

Don't remind me.... the horror...