if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Can you get xmbts to clean up my basement too?

No.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

In that case, excuse the mess.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No matter.
(mutters a spell, everything crapping up the room is destroyed)

There. Much better.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Aww.

No I have to order new spider mines.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Meh... those things were pretty defective anyway.

Tried to kill me a few times.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

No, they were just playing.
Their AI is a bit towards "nuts".

 

[TheDoctor455]

Shouldn't their AI be more towards "do what the fuck we tell you"?

 

[xmbts]

No matter.
(mutters a spell, everything crapping up the room is destroyed)

There. Much better.

*Chewing on a chunk of metal*
Hey wait a minute...

 

[TheDoctor455]

No matter.
(mutters a spell, everything crapping up the room is destroyed)

There. Much better.

*Chewing on a chunk of metal*
Hey wait a minute...

That was in Stukov's basement, there's still plenty of scrap metal in mine for you.

 

[xmbts]

*while chewing*
Why exactly couldn't you do this on your own?
*Starts choking*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*while chewing*
Why exactly couldn't you do this on your own?
*Starts choking*

I tried it myself before, and it took me centuries to pass it through my system... it would have taken longer if I hadn't operated on myself after losing patience.

With your "digestive system" you should be able to process all of that in a few minutes.

 

[xmbts]

You say that now, but I don't see this being a good idea.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]Cortana: Oh relax will ya...you'll be perfectly fine....as long as you don't go and start munching on something obviously bad like barbed wire or metal thats been used to hold toxic/nuclear material[/color]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hmm I've tied up a program.

Strange.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue] Cortana: I caught an otaku with a sword using my "Hentai" trap! what to do with it?
*waits on a suggestion from the next poster that isn't Dr. susse*[/color]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

But... I don't even have a basement.

 

[mParadox]

Welcome to the Brothel. And how are you feeling today?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Now you might not enjoy this, but I certainly will.
*starts raping face*

 

[mParadox]

*slaps* Vaffanculo!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'd steal your hat.
And wear it on top of my other hat! *evil laugh*