if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Gamegodtre]

*tapes and staples mouth shut , locks hands in unbreakable cuffs ties feet with the uncuttable tether*
ok so you keep calling me a scribble on a piece of paper eh
*brings out the monsters*

ok guys make him wish he were dead

 

[The Clown]

I've already said.... how?!?!.... just leave.

 

[xmbts]

I'm going to force feed you cotton candy.

 

[The Clown]

yay!, this reminds me of my family reunions.

 

[xmbts]

Glad I could invoke some nostalgia, now then where's the hose?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*tapes and staples mouth shut , locks hands in unbreakable cuffs ties feet with the uncuttable tether*
ok so you keep calling me a scribble on a piece of paper eh
*brings out the monsters*

ok guys make him wish he were dead

I've already wished that for centuries.
(Because everyone I knew and cared about is long dead)

So... this is nothing new.

OT:
Are you almost done recharging there?
I was about to start playing some games in here.

 

[xmbts]

I think it can wait a minute, unless you want to short me out and rewire me...again.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay then...
I'll just bounce an insubstantial ball of light around...

 

[The Clown]

(I'd send xmbts searching after the huge brown dome in the distance)

OT: please tell me why you keep doing this.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Doing what?

 

[Lust]

Doing exactly what I'd thought you'd do.

Now, tell me, why are you in my basement?

 

[xmbts]

Now how in the hell do I fit a Collosi in here?

 

[Gamegodtre]

*tapes and staples mouth shut , locks hands in unbreakable cuffs ties feet with the uncuttable tether*
ok so you keep calling me a scribble on a piece of paper eh
*brings out the monsters*

ok guys make him wish he were dead

I've already wished that for centuries.
(Because everyone I knew and cared about is long dead)

So... this is nothing new.

OT:
Are you almost done recharging there?
I was about to start playing some games in here.

what exactly are you supposed to be?

what r you doing in the chains?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*tapes and staples mouth shut , locks hands in unbreakable cuffs ties feet with the uncuttable tether*
ok so you keep calling me a scribble on a piece of paper eh
*brings out the monsters*

ok guys make him wish he were dead

I've already wished that for centuries.
(Because everyone I knew and cared about is long dead)

So... this is nothing new.

OT:
Are you almost done recharging there?
I was about to start playing some games in here.

what exactly are you supposed to be?

what r you doing in the chains?

I could explain it, but I'd rather not...
so just read this: http://torment.wikia.com/wiki/The_Nameless_One

There. That should answer any questions you would have.


And these chains?
Pft...
(mutters a spell, the chains and locks disappear, I am free)

Why would they stop me?

 

[xmbts]

Hey keep it down you're keeping the other residents awake.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey keep it down you're keeping the other residents awake.

What other residents?

 

[xmbts]

2-D, Murdoc, and maybe a couple of demons. It's hard enough to sleep on a floating junk pile.

 

[TheDoctor455]

2-D, Murdoc, and maybe a couple of demons. It's hard enough to sleep on a floating junk pile.

Try living in house in Sigil... which is some how spinning around on an infintely long spire.

 

[Lust]

So, Mr. Immortal, how's it going?

I hope you enjoy the next hundred thousand years locked inside my basement.

See ya....

 

[TheDoctor455]

So, Mr. Immortal, how's it going?

I hope you enjoy the next hundred thousand years locked inside my basement.

See ya....

(appears out of a Portal next to Jack)

Hi... you're a little slow on the uptake here, aren't you?

I've been around for a REEEEEAAAAAEEEEAAAEAEAEAEAEAEAEEAAAAALLLLYYYY long time, and have an extensive knowledge of the Arcane Arts and how the Planes work.

You can't just lock me in a basement.

Now...
I do not have a name, unfortunately...
but might I know yours?
I do not bear you any ill will, and would have nothing to gain from harming you in any way.

(offers a handshake)