if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Good luck with that.
Most of my superficial nerve endings have deadened to most sensations.

 

[mParadox]

*whistles* really? Damn. Ah well. We can try a more direct approach.

*places scythe near neck* Where....is....the....>_>....._<.....the cake?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*whistles* really? Damn. Ah well. We can try a more direct approach.

*places scythe near neck* Where....is....the....>_>....._<.....the cake?

Did you forget who were talking to?
I'm immortal you dumbass, you have nothing to threaten me with.

 

[mParadox]

a death god scythe will kill anyone. Including an immortal. It's the ultimate death weapon!

Now talk!

 

[TheDoctor455]

A death scythe?
Fool... you really shouldn't have told me what it was.

(mutters a spell, invoking the death scythe's true name. Its now under my control... I banish it from this Plane)

Nice try.

 

[mParadox]

*looks around* *sigh* Back to square 1 i suppose.

This time i'll more considerate, soda?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't know where the cake is... but I've heard its a lie.

 

[xmbts]

Why hello I was just hunching over for a movie, what do you want to watch?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Shaun of the Dead?
Scott Pilgrim was pretty good too.

 

[mParadox]

I love Shaun of the Dead! Who's with me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

It has my vote.

 

[xmbts]

Sounds good, it should be around here somewhere we have a resident zombie fan.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh, here it is.
You can stop looking, I found it.

(holds up the box, hands it xmbts)

 

[mParadox]

*pops in disk*

Ooohh.. it's starting!

 

[xmbts]

Right then.
*Presses button*
*Paradox and Doc are immediately retrained*
Hmm, that's not right.

 

[mParadox]

*shudders* No.... someone replaced the disk with Transformers! *rage*

 

[xmbts]

*Spins around to face DVD player*

You've betrayed me!

*Shoots it*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd give her an upgrade, then release her upon the earth.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Spins around to face DVD player*

You've betrayed me!

*Shoots it*

It's still playing!
Turn it off!!!!
Make it stop! Make it stop!!!!

OT:
Take this DVD player and fire it into the sun! Quickly!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Now to discover what makes you so tough.